So expensive. Obviously he can afford it. But he could also probably afford a chef who makes that but much better.
PlasmaHeat
Eating Chipotle daily for ten years and never missing a game for food poisoning should earn him a place as a first ballot hall of famer.
Relevant_Gold4912
He’s right about that hot sauce. Idk what they did to it but it will ruin your day.
TheRealDevDev
I’ll never understand how normal, healthy people have diarrhea after eating chipotle or Taco Bell. Is it just a widespread unfunny meme at this point or do that many people have such weak digestive systems? I’m 33 and not once have I ever had “explosive diarrhea” after eating fast food… and I’m not exactly some beacon of health over here.
Dicey12
I mean Chipotle isnt the worst food to eat everyday
boredluvlyfe
why this dude got the best teeth in the nba. every time i see him, i’m mesmerized by how good his teeth are
Jkru3
Damn now I kinda want chipotle
MayorChili
I remember this coz he did a commercial with them even LOL I’m like 99% sure he eats there for free with 1 of those cards
TheTimeIsYes
What’s wrong with this guy? He lived in Phoenix for years!
miiblord
I’ve done the same thing but with Taco Bell. I’m basically an NBA athlete
DaveyDukes
Chipotle is so bland
WindedFish
My mom said I’d be fat and worthless if I kept eating like this. I didn’t prove her wrong but I’m glad someone did
lazymyke
Literally ran into Mikal at a Chipotle in Scottsdale once. Could have happened way more often it seems.
No-Equipment-20
I feel recognized that an expert has confirmed the red salsa *has* actually gotten spicier
PhreakOut4
Chipotle isn’t even the best “authentic” Mexican fast food place.
Gatorpep
1, no beans?
2, i don’t eat chipotle, but how hot could their spicy sauce be? somebody who loves spicy food gets the cap overdose on it, must be spicy.
Lmnolmnop
that’s classic,
reminds me when Javale advertised a meetup @ Chipotle when he got signed to Denver and like 2 people showed up.
Frowny_Biscuit
Makes some sense. When I’ve taken better care of myself or was on per diem when I played in college, Chipotle checks off enough boxes and tasted good enough that it was one of the few fast food options I had that didn’t make me feel gross. I’d basically get similar to his order, only I’d vary up the protein, add guac, and double fiesta veggies. The ease of ordering on the app, pickup with minimum hassle for $11-13 = yeah.
College_Prestige
tbf of all the fast food options, this is easily one of the least bad options
Bizcotti
OK you are rich. We get it
Justreallylovespussy
the idea of someone loving spicy food but thinking Chipotle’s hot sauce is too extreme
dawnoog
Pretty simple order, surprised he doesn’t get guac with that NBA money
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Based
He’s right about the hot sauce
Get ready to learn Utah-nese buddy. Ainge is always on the lookout for guys that like chipotle
Chipotle was about 50% of my college diet.
Even during the E. coli breakout real ones never wavered 💯
Mikal [“History of Food Safety Cases at Chipotle”](https://www.foodpoisoningnews.com/food-poisoning-at-chipotle-a-history-of-food-safety-issues/) Bridges. My man is a rising star due to the diarrhea launching his ass to the rim every time he jumps.
So expensive. Obviously he can afford it. But he could also probably afford a chef who makes that but much better.
Eating Chipotle daily for ten years and never missing a game for food poisoning should earn him a place as a first ballot hall of famer.
He’s right about that hot sauce. Idk what they did to it but it will ruin your day.
I’ll never understand how normal, healthy people have diarrhea after eating chipotle or Taco Bell. Is it just a widespread unfunny meme at this point or do that many people have such weak digestive systems? I’m 33 and not once have I ever had “explosive diarrhea” after eating fast food… and I’m not exactly some beacon of health over here.
I mean Chipotle isnt the worst food to eat everyday
why this dude got the best teeth in the nba. every time i see him, i’m mesmerized by how good his teeth are
Damn now I kinda want chipotle
I remember this coz he did a commercial with them even LOL I’m like 99% sure he eats there for free with 1 of those cards
What’s wrong with this guy? He lived in Phoenix for years!
I’ve done the same thing but with Taco Bell. I’m basically an NBA athlete
Chipotle is so bland
My mom said I’d be fat and worthless if I kept eating like this. I didn’t prove her wrong but I’m glad someone did
Literally ran into Mikal at a Chipotle in Scottsdale once. Could have happened way more often it seems.
I feel recognized that an expert has confirmed the red salsa *has* actually gotten spicier
Chipotle isn’t even the best “authentic” Mexican fast food place.
1, no beans?
2, i don’t eat chipotle, but how hot could their spicy sauce be? somebody who loves spicy food gets the cap overdose on it, must be spicy.
that’s classic,
reminds me when Javale advertised a meetup @ Chipotle when he got signed to Denver and like 2 people showed up.
Makes some sense. When I’ve taken better care of myself or was on per diem when I played in college, Chipotle checks off enough boxes and tasted good enough that it was one of the few fast food options I had that didn’t make me feel gross. I’d basically get similar to his order, only I’d vary up the protein, add guac, and double fiesta veggies. The ease of ordering on the app, pickup with minimum hassle for $11-13 = yeah.
tbf of all the fast food options, this is easily one of the least bad options
OK you are rich. We get it
the idea of someone loving spicy food but thinking Chipotle’s hot sauce is too extreme
Pretty simple order, surprised he doesn’t get guac with that NBA money