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Day In The Life of Pistons Owner Tom Gores



Day In The Life of Pistons Owner Tom Gores

Ladies you had to have you had to have been there last night you had to have been there last night there was a raver out in Beverly oh we are Weaver I I have a mission whoever makes this upgrade them to point guard or something I don’t I

Don’t care would this be a good time to ask for a contract extension oh my god oh Monty you give me a headache you’re giving me a headache done yeah we got these fans they’re just really killing my buzz man I I can’t I can’t even I can’t even operate under

This uh type of let me get some of this good Detroit basketball here bro oh yeah Darko yo we got to get Darko back man that he he’ll sell tickets yeah that that was the guy that he went after LeBron man he went after LeBron we got

To get him back yes yes uh who do we got tonight I we were we’re playing the uh Bobcats tonight that’s right yo I I want uh get get dra Smith back uh small forward small forward and we’ll go with maybe uh yeah Weaver I need you to get

Blade Griff and another $55 million buy him out resign rinse and repeat D Charlotte Cleveland where we Detroit Detroit basketball baby screw those fans too I do charity man send some Takis to the soup kitchen St

46 Comments

  1. At this point, it's hilariously sad. Never knew I'd see a team be this bad while not planning to be this bad at the same time

  2. Day in the life of you: Wake up of your couch and grind all day making content necause otherwise your useless and will be homeless, and can barely pay off your 1 bed apartment
    Pistons owner: Chilling and relaxing not worried about your loser ass in the slightest🤡

  3. Your videos that show the most misery have the most views. Your going to have a great YouTube year at least lol.

  4. Idk why but just the fact that a old wood rocking chair is just hanging out there in the back of the war room is the funniest part. I like to pretend that the owner really is drunk and just sat it there in the middle of a meeting.

  5. The only way for this to get worse is if the Pistons trade Cade lol. Imagine what Krispy would do if they traded Cade for something like a 2nd round pick and Markieff Morris

  6. 2-80 would be a record nobody could beat. At least this team could be in the history books forever. Trade Cade and Duran for more vets and picks. Build around Ivey and Thompson. Cade has endured this far too long give him a fresh start elsewhere.

  7. Bill Davidson is rolling in his grave.

    Since Tom Gores bought the Detroit Pistons from Bill's widow Karen on June 1, 2011, the Pistons have a record of 309-613 with two playoff appearances, no playoff series wins, and no playoff game wins.

    To date, the Pistons have the second most losses in NBA history with 3,130 behind only the Sacramento Kings who have 3,232.

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