Because that’s the coaches job. He’s just there to watch the action.
dash_44
Because when the roster is ass there isn’t much to say
CooperHouseDeals
He can’t believe he has a 5 year contract
Psychosomatic_Addict
Players need to try to work through it themselves to learn from it
HSPBNQC
He thinks calling a timeout will take time out of the universe and “life is a gift” is one of his corny post game sayings, so he doesn’t want to remove time from existence.
Olliefnt
Cause to call a time out you need to take your hands out of your pockets to make the signal but that’s an impossible task for Ham
kezzinchh
He doesn’t know what to do during timeouts so he just doesn’t call em.
Holiday-Rip-1969
He’s afraid he will say the wrong thing in front of lakers legend JHS.
guchdog
Because he’s tired of LBJ calling him an idiot.
thehanssassin
Fake laker fans be like: LeT’S TrADe fOR DeJounTE oR CaRuSO
Ham can’t even handle this depth of a roster and even lost Bron and AD 💀
Real fans know Ham should be fired.
outsidehere
He thinks that they are infinite
kinano23
Because if he did, he would then have to take his hands out of his pockets, something he would never want to do.
rustycliff
Calling time means he has to take his hands out of his pockets
TROJANspaceWOLF
He lost confidence in the team because they were without their star player Ham Lettuce.
flowermoon24
Hands trapped inside the pockets
enzblade
He was brought in to tank and he is unable to change once that initial directive was given.
ReasonableCup604
Because that’s just what they’re EXPECTING him to do.
Top-Consequence-911
Ham knows he has nothing to say and finds the silence in TOs awkward. He tried to draw up plays once or twice in the past but he could tell LeBron was judging him and it was too much pressure.
We should all be more sensitive concerning his social anxiety.
Munk45
he watched some tape of Zen man Phil just chillin during high stress ball.
Silly_Strawberry_953
He’s thinking of who to sub in… PT 🤔… playing time 🤔🤔…. 🤔🤔🤔 (10 minutes later)🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔… PT = Prince Taurean…. Ham you did it again, you dog! Ohhhh Priiiince!
Large_Mango
He thinks Jeannie has to pay 5k for each one
thinlion01
That would require taking his hands outta his pocket.
iwasatlavines
He has trauma from being put in “time out” as a kid, and doesn’t want to spread that trauma to his players.
DaLakeIsOnFire
Because you can bank the unused timeouts so when playoff comes he will have 1,000 timeouts saved
losroy
Because Cam told him he likes to find a flow and asked him not to call timeouts
Comfortable_Bath3609
His bonus KPI is how many accumulated TO left in losses.
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Because he is old school and grind never stops.
Because that’s the coaches job. He’s just there to watch the action.
Because when the roster is ass there isn’t much to say
He can’t believe he has a 5 year contract
Players need to try to work through it themselves to learn from it
He thinks calling a timeout will take time out of the universe and “life is a gift” is one of his corny post game sayings, so he doesn’t want to remove time from existence.
Cause to call a time out you need to take your hands out of your pockets to make the signal but that’s an impossible task for Ham
He doesn’t know what to do during timeouts so he just doesn’t call em.
He’s afraid he will say the wrong thing in front of lakers legend JHS.
Because he’s tired of LBJ calling him an idiot.
Fake laker fans be like: LeT’S TrADe fOR DeJounTE oR CaRuSO
Ham can’t even handle this depth of a roster and even lost Bron and AD 💀
Real fans know Ham should be fired.
He thinks that they are infinite
Because if he did, he would then have to take his hands out of his pockets, something he would never want to do.
Calling time means he has to take his hands out of his pockets
He lost confidence in the team because they were without their star player Ham Lettuce.
Hands trapped inside the pockets
He was brought in to tank and he is unable to change once that initial directive was given.
Because that’s just what they’re EXPECTING him to do.
Ham knows he has nothing to say and finds the silence in TOs awkward. He tried to draw up plays once or twice in the past but he could tell LeBron was judging him and it was too much pressure.
We should all be more sensitive concerning his social anxiety.
he watched some tape of Zen man Phil just chillin during high stress ball.
He’s thinking of who to sub in… PT 🤔… playing time 🤔🤔…. 🤔🤔🤔 (10 minutes later)🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔… PT = Prince Taurean…. Ham you did it again, you dog! Ohhhh Priiiince!
He thinks Jeannie has to pay 5k for each one
That would require taking his hands outta his pocket.
He has trauma from being put in “time out” as a kid, and doesn’t want to spread that trauma to his players.
Because you can bank the unused timeouts so when playoff comes he will have 1,000 timeouts saved
Because Cam told him he likes to find a flow and asked him not to call timeouts
His bonus KPI is how many accumulated TO left in losses.