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Denver Nuggets Tell Dad Jokes πŸ˜‚



Denver Nuggets Tell Dad Jokes πŸ˜‚

Why did the bicycle fall over because it was too tired what do you call a bear with no teeth come on give me a guess a gummy Bear classic so why don’t skeletons fight each other why don’t skel they don’t have the guts how does a penguin build its house it glues it together I think that’s pretty good what do you call a fake noodle an impasta I only know 25 letters of the alphabet I don’t know

Why how do you organize a space party you planet did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground they woke up I don’t understand this one the kid napping a kid was taking a nap did you hear about the kid napping would the daddy tomato uh say to the

Baby tomato when the baby tomato fell behind catch up not bad right what do you call a cow that passes out ground beef it was really bad yeah it was bad

Which dad joke was your favorite.

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Denver Nuggets Tell Dad Jokes πŸ˜‚

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  1. Why did the boy put his guitar in the refrigerator???
    -He wanted to play some Cool music 🎢 😎🧊🎸✌

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