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KILLIAN HAYES FOR LUKE KENNARD DETROIT PISTONS TRADE THOUGHTS!



KILLIAN HAYES FOR LUKE KENNARD DETROIT PISTONS TRADE THOUGHTS!

Detroit has been cursed by the basketball gods and our suffering is almost over my friends almost over my friends three years ago we traded a player by the name of Luke Canard for sadique Bay who ultimately became James wisman and ever since then this team has been

Discombobulated we get a chance to fix it might be some confused people here let me show you a little maybe a little uh little context little context man so this was me three years ago I want to show you the first 5 seconds or a quick

5 seconds I should say of this video of when Luke Canard was traded man it’s all you need to really know check this out check this out the Memphis Grizzlies are showing interest in Killian Haze you guys realize that there’s a good chance that this makes a lot of

Sense and the Pistons get Luke Canard back there was such I don’t I don’t even know what I would do I don’t know what I would do bro like literally bro there’s there’s already a trade that could work Killian Hayes Alec Burks for Luke Canard and some fillers bro that would

Get it d man that would get it done man that would we get it done I got to calm down okay okay okay okay this were to happen I would like to tell you guys my wet dream lineup okay now why why the heck do they even call it a wet dream

Bro is it because like it’s like dream of like going to the beach or something everybody’s going to the beach and having a good time I don’t know man we’ll call it my beach trade or my beach dream my beach ass dream there we go man my

Wet Beach ass dream about Luke Gard um and his lineup would be point guard Ivy shooting guard Luke Gard small forward Cade the truth Paul Pierce Cunningham for assar Thompson with a developed jump shot and number five Duren I would watch every single game and we could lose

Every single game every single season season I would’t even care at that point man I would not even care at that point man okay it’s it’s so there’s such a good chance this could happen there’s such a good chance this this could happen oh my God okay man so for today’s video

Outside of this we have bleach reports uh updated trade list for every single team so what we’re going to do here essentially is we’re going to go through it and each team has like five players listed I’m going to say cuz I did a video like this like a few like maybe

Like a week ago not like this but similar type of article so I’m going to real quickly here man just be like which of these five players would I like most on this team and that’s kind of how we’re going to roll with if you guys

Want to play along type out the team and type out the player you want to see and put it in the comment section below or don’t man you can just watch too man all right yeah there’s the man that uh was traded for Luke Canard uh sadik bay but

I did like sadik though man but okay for the Atlanta Hawks Lou dor Anthony black Taylor Hendricks I would say out of these five players Lou dor makes the most sense you know uh put some shooting in toughness next to uh Trey young you’re in a good spot for that Boston

Celtics um they really don’t need too much I mean if anybody get Gus that’s a good role player right like that would be the best fit is that the most realistic I could see them you know more realistically maybe getting like Marshall or maybe even aarid man just

Something to add a little depth to the team Brooklyn Nets I mean Trey younger giving up a lot of assets I don’t think they got the assets to do that um I would actually like the jont Murray I feel like him and Mel Bridges is like the beginning of a

Really solid foundation Jaylen green is interesting too but I feel like cam Johnson his offensive output and everything like you’re fine with him so yeah I think I would go for jonte man um Charlotte hitz Kayan Hayes it’s got to be a three- team trade though it’s got to result in uh us

Getting Luke AR um none of them maybe maybe D or AJ man and Hunter don’t make any damn sense Killian barely makes sense we don’t make sense have an NBA franchise uh Chicago Bulls once again I’m not really like a big fan of what like the Bulls have

Going on especially with like uh LaVine you know being out for the rest of the season uh so I I kind of sense them going closer into like rebuild mode man so I would probably say like oai aaji or maybe Maran B champ would be smart Cleveland Cavaliers

Um really just that small forward spot was be something they needed uh all these guys are solid fits I suppose man yeah I mean I like all these players I say out of all five of them like Gary TR I wouldn’t really want CU they already got donin Mitchell in the

Back court you can have him off the bench I guess um but yeah everybody else is pretty good here this uh fanto Chio person is on the Jazz pretty solid player Cory kisu I’ll probably like maybe Roy the most for them yeah Roy all right Dallas Mavericks so they’re really looking for

A four uh I I like all these guys on the team also yeah uh no really big compl play obvious see out of all these guys the one I would like the most maybe um aac’s defense is is great I think with Jeremy you get little more defense than kzo a

Little less Rebound in these days though I’ll probably go Jeremy Grant or kosma Denver Nuggets um let’s go with uh Goa lady Goa yeah for sure all right Detroit Pistons know why Luke’s not here uh I mean my my uh my my my wet beat ass dream would probably be Mel Bridges I

Would be so happy if we got Mel Bridges there’s I don’t think that happens in a million years but man would I be happy if I could I could get Mel Bridges on the Pistons I would love it so much that’s who I want big time out of these five uh gonce

Warriors poison pill that’s about what I was about to be taken after the dang Pistons broke that record man I get one of those two could this be a three- team trade so just got dark it’s been a dark season um I would probably say a Kong buo

Wendle is also I mean well see I’m at the point where it’s like cuz I’m like well they don’t really need they already got Curry they already got clay but it’s like well that’s not really working now so maybe they actually do need a little bit more Talent um Wendell Aang either

One of those guys feel like Aang would probably be a little bit quicker than Wendell which would probably work better in the Warriors offense uh Houston Rockets you guys can have Bo on Mikel is ours um Pacers kind of got the force they don’t really need Germany Grant they already

Got that I mean I like their I I like their squad man I would maybe see matis you know get another defensive specialist Royce O’Neal one of those guys would be fine LA Clippers I know they really want PJ one of their fans reached out to me about

That so we’ll say PJ just for that guy man uh Lakers I mean Murray is who they want I think they’ll probably end up getting boan or maybe Dorian Memphis Grizzlies the hell is going on here bro so they really just looking oh yeah because Stephen Adams got tra for Victor

Olo in man uh you guys can have champagne bro you guys can have some Champaign okay Miami Heat sadik Bay fits that culture Milwaukee Bucks I like maybe like a little bour defense so I’ll would go I’ll probably say Chris dun Delan right kind of realistic fits there t-wolves we a have Luke uh tus Jones would be nice um I’m thinking Malcolm Brogden

Though kind of gives them some good uh I don’t know I either one’s fine you know good combo guard here with Malcolm uh any of those top three guys be fine Pelicans BR they really don’t want to put no shooting around Zion do they give him Nick

Claxon he’s been wanting a new change of scenery New York Knicks so they got Bronson they got OG they got Julius I would probably give him Boon he kind of help him get through this little gap of not having uh Julius Okay C Thunder y’all don’t need

Anybody man your team is set bro you need some more draft picks man uh you guys can have Isaiah Stewart but I would like to keep the poison pill magic just more playmaking give them aner Simons and just get rid of all those other point guards they’ll be fine with aner for

Their uh next 10 years 76ers oh my gosh man they got 10 of them bro gosh goodness gracious bro all right so uh Joel and be out wasn’t laughing about that I was laughing cuz I saw Drummond at number two I was like well he’s been on the team before

Um the Drummond’s been pretty nice this season he knows he he he knows the 76er system oen brings you some shooting and also a guy you can play you know next to and beat when he’s back yeah I think the guy right man I would probably go for

Oen first and then I would go for Drummond Phoenix funds you can have Caleb you can have both martins actually man you can have both of them uh Portland Trailblazers you guys you guys giving up on uh scoot already give them like uh JT Thor man little rebuild player Sacramento

Kings Dorian finny jumps to my mind instantly he would be really nice next to uh sabonis at times or Keegan Spurs can you imagine they got to Jon bag there’s no way that happens right there’s no way we kind of here for it they’re going to draft a point guard

Though I would say just bring in maybe uh I don’t know any of them season’s almost over Spurs Pistons it don’t really matter who we bring in man nothing’s happening in the short term uh Toronto Raptors tumani Kamara I’ve never heard of him yeah we’ll go with him man that’d be

Really cool what team is he on Portland interesting Utah jez I’m thinking you guys oh Moses moody maybe Terry e too kind of like what they got going on Utah man you guys can have Moses uh then Washington Wizards K and hay it is you guys can have them for free I just

Want luk canar backman all right that’s all we got for this video um wow it’s going to be a crazy trade deadline man thank you all so much for watching peace out my friends

27 Comments

  1. As a grizzlies fan idk why tf we would want Killian Hayes – just another useless young player on our roster that averages 6 point a game

  2. The first ever time in the history of the English language the sentence, "My wet beach ass dream about Luke Kennard" was uttered.

  3. I get the Grizzlies are thin at PG. Albeit it’s a rumor right now, I am not thrilled at the rumor of Killian Hayes becoming a Grizzlies at anytime.

  4. Gotta feeling that thumbnail will backfire and Hayes will start hopping now that’s he’s out of hell

  5. Get Zac Lavine. Send Alec Burks, Bojan, Caruso to the Knicks with the Bulls getting Mitch, Fournier and Killian

  6. From Detroit but root for the grizzlies since Detroit isn't winning anything for a while. I cant escape Killian Hayes. I might have to become a bandwagon.

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