The NBA Is Terrified of this Man

The NBA Is Terrified of this Man

You are a sentient all- knowing basketball mind created here in the labs at the Pentagon with one sole purpose stop International born players from taking over the NBA it’s quite possibly the best use of taxpayer dollars we’ve ever had in this building show me who I must stop this man right here seriously

This guy this should be easy I wouldn’t take him lightly I was born to be able to stop players like sir yeah Luca just had a 35o triple double wanted to let you know see what I tell you anybody could have a lucky game it’s not luck

With this guy oh I’m sorry sir a second 35o triple double just hit the American Airlines Center okay we will try double teaming him we will try blitzing him on every pick and roll opportunity yeah we’ve already done that a 100 times you’re going to have to think outside

The box here buddy this is why we invented you okay okay sorry I’m I’m actually hearing a third 35 Point triple double just happened wait okay a third and a fourth he’s at four straight 35 Point triple doubles Jesus okay okay we will put our best

Defender on him and force him to play one-on-one the entire game Tire him out force him to score tough buckets damn it you trog di we’ve already tried that what did we invin you for we spent two trillion taxpayer dollars on you um sir

Don’t tell me do not tell me no I’m just letting you know my parking pass expires at the end of the week I put in a request for a new one haven’t gotten it yet okay we’ll we’ll figure that out all right I promise also he haded fifth

Straight 35 Point triple double sixth straight 30 point triple double is the most in the history Le we must terminate this experiment get rid of this clown and make sure you redact all the paperwork hey hell of a win for the Dallas Mavericks they beat the Detroit

Pistons 142 to 124 now before you say anything oh it’s just the Detroit Piston shut up stop yapping we’re not interested and we don’t want to hear you speak any longer okay LCA donic another 30-point triple double 39 points 10 rebounds 10 assists was there some stat

Padding in this game oh yeah there was some snap batting but who gives a not me okay this was an offensive master class from the Dallas Mavericks who as you can see put up42 points a 124 offensive rating for The Mavericks in this game and an absolute dominant showing in the half

Court where they put up 122 points per 100 possessions in the 95th percentile they were getting whatever they wanted in this game against this lowly Detroit Pistons team who has been playing some better basketball lately Kade Cunningham played really good in this game a shout

Out to him but the star of the show is Mr LCA donin six straight 30p Point triple doubles nobody in the history of this great Association has done that five straight 35 Point triple doubles nobody has done that he already set the NBA record by doing it four times in the

Game against the Heat and now he’s just building on that record his stats over this six game stretch 36 points per game 11 rebounds per game 11 and a half assists per game 1.2 steals per game 51% from the field just absolutely incredible numbers and it’s funny cuz

Lucas started this game out pretty slowly some uncharacteristic turnovers assar Thompson did a really good job job on Luka unfortunately assar Thompson missed pretty much the entire game played like I think the first quarter and didn’t come back into the game CU he was dealing with some type of illness

And the Detroit Pistons fans got into it started chanting Luca sucks and Luka definitely heard that LCA Don on Pistons fans chanting Luca sucks during yesterday’s game I don’t know why they do that I love it they know it’s not true and they keep going so I don’t know

They know it’s not true that’s just a hilarious thing to say again was there some Shameless stat padding yes yes yes of course there was okay Luca had nine rebounds one rebound away from a triple double in this game as you can see the Mavericks up by 20 with 321 left uh he

Was in the game for probably five or six minutes longer than he should have been just for the map just to get this uh 10th rebound and he got it look at the bench’s reaction the bench’s hype the crowd’s hype and we’re taking a timeout immediately to get his ass off the floor

Uh if if a record is at stake I really don’t mind the stat padding I really don’t okay uh he usually doesn’t do it so I don’t really mind it in this instance and uh you know was five or six minutes I saw some some fans saying oh

He should have been out there trust me he wasn’t doing anything okay they were they were allstar game level minutes effort wise in the final five minutes or so it really is remarkable that a 39 10 and 10 game could happen with a slow start but that’s just the type of player

Luca is they get Kyrie to Luca Luca and Kyrie well I will always love it I will always be there for it Luca on these catch and shoot threes really has you know helped this game out quite a bit this season pretty good double team here for RAR Thompson who did again did

Really good job defensively in this game unfortunately didn’t play that long uh Luca had X him Isaiah Stewart’s a little late here to rotate I mean this this was right there but Luca’s trying to foul bait doesn’t get the call he get the shot to go regardless he just lows you

To sleep whenever he backs you down it’s just this patience slow dribble then the quick spin right there it’s a lightning quick move especially considering you know he’s not doing anything crazy he’s just setting you up feels you on his hip spinning Easy Shot that’s nasty footwork

Right there man just the subtleness in his game just sets up everything the quick little look to the corner gets Jay iy flying on what he thinks is about to be a kick out and luuka gets a wide open run to the rim I don’t know where the foul was

Here pushing the back and one the maps had like five and ones in this game and why having the best shooting season of his career probably having the best season of his career in general how about this catch and shoot off the glass hey when you’re hot you’re hot you think

He did that on purpose I don’t know the angle in which it’s not like this was a straight on Bank three the angle at which this hit off the backboard I actually think he did this intentionally now that I’m looking back on it just going to work here on fono

Simon fono oh no it’s a Luca Don pick and roll Maestro for several different reasons just his patience he knows exactly what he wants defender on his hip he just Waits just this just this little pause right here waits for Maxi to get back into the play seal off wisan

Easy run to the rim I mean just beautiful it’s very subtle unless you were specifically looking for it that’s just like not something that you would think much of you’d be like oh that’s an easy layup right there but it’s just the patience in this in this pick and roll

Here just to wait he knows he has fonio on his hip fonio is not a factor in this play any longer pretty much and just waits for Maxi to seal off wisman beautiful diamond diamond diamond diamonds on me dancing Isaiah Stewart beef stew that’s a three

Ball oh dght pal goggles we’ll be seeing those later plays like these are funny to me so this play doesn’t show the full you know uh eight or so seconds before where they’re trying to get the ball to PJ Washington they want to get PJ Washington going out of halftime uh it

Doesn’t really work out Luca drives loses the handle he’s just like I’m just going to shoot like it’s plays like these with Luka where the play is not really going as planned and it’s kind of wonky and he’s just like I’ll just shoot this I lose the handle a

Little bit here I’m just going to throw up this one leged Fade Away boom money I’m disgustingly good Luca and Gafford had a great connection in this game Gafford went seven of seven from the field he has made 19 straight shots that is a franchise record 19 straight makes

I know that his shot diet is right around the rim but you like you don’t miss one like you know you don’t have you don’t smoke a bunny or something or get blocked that’s pretty insane 19 straight makes again just love what Dante exom brings not that exom didn’t have a great

Game in this one you know not nothing crazy stat-wise but it’s just this right here luuka can kick out to a guy like exom and you know he can do a bunch of different things he can shoot so Cade’s got to come out but he’s able to you

Know use his aggressiveness the kade’s aggressive close out against him blow past him that little scoop layup right there high off the glass been really impressed so far with gafford’s hands catching some of these passes in traffic comes back down with it and goes back up that’s I mean that’s a tough

Catch right there in traffic Luca places it perfectly put him put him at tight end put him in the slot I mean football is the easiest sport in the world and I’m going to die on that Hill that’s a conversation for a different day gford could easily probably be the greatest

Tight end in the history of the sport how about this one right here huh how about this one from Big Gaff great screen oh oh my God where’s the n one there ref hello we get a foul call that is that is is a poster wow you just got baptized Rin

Do yeah I really just like gafford’s presence on these rolles catching knowing when to come down with it knowing when to keep the ball high really like this chemistry that these two are developing here’s Luca’s ninth assist classic a bonus assist right here this should not be an assist

I’m sorry uh drick Jones Jr catches the pass right jab step one two three three dribbles that should not be an assist and I’m going to die on that Hill okay now I got Luca triple double so we’re we’re okay with it right I’ll let this

One slide but if I have to watch damont sabonis hand the ball off and 16 dribbles are occurring afterwards and it’s still an assist I draw the Line in the Sand there okay picking roll Maestro pick and roll Maestro not even a screen here Gafford doesn’t even need to

Set it wiseman’s playing up a little bit too high that’s an easy lob 10 assists scafford is going crazy 19 straight makes Luca’s best pass wasn’t even an assist chat The Bucket List fans look at this no look over the head pass this one is actually nuts to me this is

Just this is just basketball Wizardry he sees Gafford get behind wisan and knows instinctively that Isaiah Stewart has to come and help Gafford now he probably sees that out of the corner of his eyes but he’s not looking at beef stew like he’s not looking at beef stew

And he’s I mean this is just Insanity man great extra pass by dri Jones J Kyrie the amount of wide open threes Kyrie Irving gets to shoot is incredible on this team it really is I mean this is just Wizardry at its finest man maybe maybe I’m maybe he is seeing uh beef

Stew coming here out of the corner of his eyes but I like to think that he just knows instinctively all right gafford’s got behind wisman we know beef st’s got to come help that pass is going to be there genius man this is the man who’s dominating the NBA breaking

Records dominating night in and night out look at him the face of a killer with the Apple Vision Pros on Unblock Me Luka

Luka Doncic set a new NBA record against the Detroit Pistons with his 6th straight 30-point Triple Double. This guy is going barnacles.

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