Source: https://www.espn.com/nba/team/injuries/_/name/tor/toronto-raptors
With Barnes, Trent, Boucher, and Poeltl all out tonight, Gradey Dick is officially the longest tenured player available for Toronto at the moment.
Tough, tough times for this squad
by asapshrank
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Oh good lord
Insert phallus joke here
Huge for dick to show his growth
This went from a fun, “let’s see what these kids can do” season to Tampa 2 in the blink of an eye
Senior member Gradey Dick
Finally Gradey gets given the keys to the franchise. Tired of him being slandered and underrated as a no.1 option.
genuinely hilarious tbh
Jesus. We’re playing against the Nuggets too 😭😭
Praying for a raptors win you guys got this
Veteran presence on the court 🙏
longest dick tenure
Well, as a Spurs fan looking forward to the draft, this isn’t great news.
*Dick is the longest*
Jokic is about to get Dicked down by the new leader of Canada
Long dick
I know this isn’t intentionally tanking from the Raptors but its really something of legend to think a rookie is the longest tenured on the court. If tanking was a sport Toronto are unintentional gold medalists.
It will be even better if Toronto wins the game.
It’s just amazing how long Dick has lasted out there
Is this a record?
Rebuilds aren’t that bad when we’re up against Denver with the goon squad tn and finally unleashing mcdaniels wingspan of a great billed hawk
Old Dick
Whelp, they’re up 20 on the Nuggets.
What a goddamn embarrassment
PENIS
Kelly Olynyk is Nuggets father
Huge dick moment
Can Denver take Dick?
Jurassic Dick
Longest dick? Oldest dick?
Legend of the Dick
I heard Rudy Gay would’ve loved to play with him.
Dick about to clap the nuggets cheeks
Señor Dick
The longest??? 😳
Long Dick
Señor Dick, leading the young blood
>Dick is officially the longest
*Stop the damn count!*
Longest Dick in the east
Dick is also slang for a male human penis
I cannot get enough of these Grady Dick puns.
I could take so much more Dick. I’m never going to get tired of Dick.
Vince? Can you unretire please?
That’s my vet