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Gradey Dick is the longest tenured Raptor available to play tonight



Source: https://www.espn.com/nba/team/injuries/_/name/tor/toronto-raptors

With Barnes, Trent, Boucher, and Poeltl all out tonight, Gradey Dick is officially the longest tenured player available for Toronto at the moment.

Tough, tough times for this squad

by asapshrank

41 Comments

  1. stanislawhesse

    This went from a fun, “let’s see what these kids can do” season to Tampa 2 in the blink of an eye

  2. Finally Gradey gets given the keys to the franchise. Tired of him being slandered and underrated as a no.1 option.

  3. nocinnamonplease

    Jesus. We’re playing against the Nuggets too 😭😭

  4. Thunderhorse74

    Well, as a Spurs fan looking forward to the draft, this isn’t great news.

  5. buckysips

    Jokic is about to get Dicked down by the new leader of Canada

  6. SincereFan

    I know this isn’t intentionally tanking from the Raptors but its really something of legend to think a rookie is the longest tenured on the court. If tanking was a sport Toronto are unintentional gold medalists.

    It will be even better if Toronto wins the game.

  7. Giannis2024

    It’s just amazing how long Dick has lasted out there

  8. nickbriggles

    Rebuilds aren’t that bad when we’re up against Denver with the goon squad tn and finally unleashing mcdaniels wingspan of a great billed hawk

  9. AB-AA-Mobile

    I heard Rudy Gay would’ve loved to play with him.

  10. Successful-End7689

    Dick about to clap the nuggets cheeks

  11. AfricanWarPig

    >Dick is officially the longest

    *Stop the damn count!*

  12. EnvironmentalAsk4246

    Dick is also slang for a male human penis

  13. Tearz_in_rain

    I cannot get enough of these Grady Dick puns.

    I could take so much more Dick. I’m never going to get tired of Dick.

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