[Katz] Josh Hart on what the Knicks can do to slow down Nikola Jokic: “Pray.”
Josh Hart on what the Knicks can do to slow down Nikola Jokic: “Pray.”
— Fred Katz (@FredKatz) March 21, 2024
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[Katz] Josh Hart on what the Knicks can do to slow down Nikola Jokic: “Pray.”
Josh Hart on what the Knicks can do to slow down Nikola Jokic: “Pray.”
— Fred Katz (@FredKatz) March 21, 2024
by iksnet
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The Knicks have Black Jokic so it’ll be fine
It’s a good strategy.
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He is not lying
“Nikola, look behind you it’s the Kentucky Derby!”
Why has no one tried this?
poke him in the eye it worked last time
One team has an MVB caliber, all nba, 2nd round draft pick, ignored early in his career, all around bonefied super star
And the other team has some guy named nokia joekitch or whatever
Have they considered telling him the wrong date for the game?
See the thing is he’s already slow. Slowing Jokic down more just makes him stronger. Gotta try to startle him. Weird shit in the crowd. Having guys come off the bench with some static electricity to give him little shocks. Recordings of dead relatives being piped through the PA.
He’s already slow, that’s his secret weapon lol
Knicks preparing to play some prayer defense
Well well well what does the horse fear?
Josh Hart must’ve owned that iconic And1 Go to Church shirt
Kidnap his horses
Josh Hart: “I’ll play all 48 mins”
Have horse carriages in front of the garden entrance
This is a good idea, ask him to stop and pray during a live play
Step 1: Bring a horse to MSG.
Step 2: Have him whinny.
Step 3: Let Joker hear it.
Step 4: Jokic’s ears will echolocate a horse out of stable, and his limbs will coordinate to bring hay to that horse instead of a ball to a teammate’s hands.
Step 5: Pray.
Unforgiving. The lightning is coming.
Arena needs to start playing music and sounds from horse races. That’ll confuse him
I mean seriously the dude is unstoppable. All the teams can do is let Jokic get his 30+ pts 10+ awaits while trying to neutralize the other 4 because that’s what it is. No one has answered for him.
They beat the nuggets once already with their metal bats. Run it back.
Slightly off topic but, I just started watching his and Brunson’s podcast and idk if i’ve ever laughed so hard at something in my life. Their back and forth is so good.
Yup. Sounds about right. He and Jamal are a lot to deal with.
Watch The Godfather and take notes is just about the only way to hurt the Serbian.
Lol for what it’s worth, I think the Knicks take this one. The Nuggets are coming off of a road trip and are probably still sluggish. Meanwhile, the Knicks are really physical and always come out with high energy…