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“Blessed are those who seek refuge in the Great Buffalo. Do not let your faith in Him falter, for He is all-grazing. Trust in Him, and no Floridian formed against you shall prosper.” (Foreheadians 13:37)



“Blessed are those who seek refuge in the Great Buffalo. Do not let your faith in Him falter, for He is all-grazing. Trust in Him, and no Floridian formed against you shall prosper.” (Foreheadians 13:37)

by Far-Asparagus6416

23 Comments

  1. insanetheillfigure

    Hear me and rejoice! You Miami Heat have had the privilege of being saved by the Great Forehead. You may think this is suffering. No… it is salvation. The universal scales tip toward balance because of your sacrifice. Smile… for even in death, you have become children of Derrick White.

  2. Remarkable-Conflict9

    Amen 🙏

    This is the best thing I’ve seen all day.

  3. thetruth0102

    My day is just getting started and I’m lucky to be blessed by the Great Forehead 🙏

  4. tonylouis1337

    Pretty soon you’re gonna pull up to Boston and find the Church of the Great White Buffalo

  5. Taco_Mantra

    Our forehead, who art in the Garden. Buffalo be thy name. Thy championship come, thy will be done, in Miami as it is in Boston. Give us this day our daily blocks. And forgive us our doom posts, as we forgive those who doom post against us.

  6. PlaceInvaders1

    If we win the chip this year, this sub needs to band together and write and publish a Derrick White Bible full of scriptures like this one.

  7. mayorlazor

    After this first quarter I am ready to call him Lisan al-gaib 

  8. caleb_hxgm

    This post gave DWhite the power to shred the heat

  9. People forget how good Prime Rondo was, but Derrick White is on the right path to make a strong case for best 9 in Celtics history.

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