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An actual quote from Stan Van Gundy on why that Bam Adebayo play wasn’t dirty: “I am a bit biased here because I have not liked the Celtics’ approach this entire game.”



Dude, get the fuck outta here.

by horseshoeoverlook

40 Comments

  1. HypoTomasis

    For real tho what does he mean by Celtics approach this game? Good defense?

  2. embball13

    He was also praising Bam for every fucking moving screen he did like he was the inventor of the pick. Like no shit it’s a good screen, he moves with the player and/or hip checks them.

  3. chickspeak

    Only this game? Every time he comments Celtics he’s biased.

  4. Renegrader1023

    Stan mad we hired his brother instead of him

  5. Plastic_Database_645

    Dude is bummed out Heat aint making 3’s even though most of shots were wide open

  6. holographoc

    Stan desperate to get back on the Heat payroll

  7. If you need a pick me up, just go on twitter and search for Stan Van Gundy.

  8. Ndlburner

    You’ll have to excuse him, he’s *severely* Van Gundy’d

  9. Efficient_Art_1144

    Yeah SVG was shit on this. Basically it was:

    1) you can injure a guy after the whistle and it’s fine

    2) it’s Tatums fault for shooting after the whistle

    3) The Celtics deserve this for not playing well.

    And he spent the whole game saying they were playing g worse defense than in game 2 which is ludicrous

  10. vagrantwade

    I’ve hated SVG for so long my hate will be graduating from high school in a couple of years

  11. It’s so fucking weird how much he hates the Celtics when his brother currently works with the Celtics

  12. ksexton53

    Stan Van Gundy was so horrible tonight my mom texted me asking why he was such an ass.

  13. Ill_Bid_1711

    Sounds to me like he wanted to coach the Celtics and we didn’t hire him when Ime left. He sounds like an angry ex girlfriend. He needs to be fired. That was an embarrassment.

  14. Original_Trick_8552

    We were up 2-1, had a 20 point lead, on a 64 game win season.

  15. SinibusUSG

    He got it backward. What he meant to say was “I have not liked the Celtics’ approach this entire game because I’m a bit biased here.”

  16. My mouth was literally hanging wide open for the entire monologue

  17. Asterius-air-7498

    You know when Caleb shot the last shot at like 2 seconds left and horford contended it. I wonder what Stan would’ve said if Horford slid his foot under Caleb.

  18. Dude fkn sucks. Always has the dumbest takes and just repeats the same shit over and over again.

    If it is a flagrant foul in live play, it should probably be more when it’s not live as it is completely unnecessary.

    Screw SVG.

  19. I’ve been saying this for years. Dude does not like us and every time he commentates, he makes a sneak diss or flat out says some shit against us.

  20. Forzareen

    “Specifically, I dislike their determination to win it, when I want them to lose it.”

  21. Need4Sheed23

    “I have not liked their approach to this entire game…the one where they lead for 20 points for most of the game by playing better than the Heat”

  22. Totodile336

    he should just keep it a buck and say he hates the team lol

  23. astarisaslave

    What sort of approach, the being the more talented and healthier team on the court approach?

  24. coffeespeaking

    Stan Van Grundy has always been insufferable. He’s an officiating apologist—unless the call favors the Celtics.

  25. What “approach” didn’t he like? Scoring? Playing defense?

  26. Angularbackhands

    I usually lile SVG, but he was so wrong on this. Clearly a reckless play.

  27. gottapeenow2

    You think that was bad, I got stuck driving and listening to the game on XM radio with Heat announcers. Holy shit that was tough, you’d think Miami got screwed on every call by their radio call.

  28. HustlinInTheHall

    He didn’t like the approach that had us up 20+ for most of the game?

  29. wolf_tree

    Let’s follow Stan’s logic: Any player that puts up a shot after the whistle can be flagrantly fouled and it’s the shooters fault…because I don’t like the Celtics.

  30. [He resigned halfway through the year Miami won a ring in 2006](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Van_Gundy#Head coaching record), Pat Riley took over. What does SVG know about winning an NBA championship?

    Btw, they gave him a ring. I think he’s bitter that his ring is basically a participation trophy.

  31. Yuckabuck

    SVG said, “Tatum shouldn’t have tried to shoot. What was Bam supposed to do?”
    Um…how about not slide his feet underneath!!!!

  32. 2nd_Inf_Sgt

    Doris Burke is infatuated with Joel. Why can’t we let SVG proclaim his with Bam? Maybe we can start calling SVG, Pebbles.

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