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Are You Guys Gonna be OK?



Mikal is buying not renting. Just want to make sure you guys are gonna make it through this trying time. I’m sure him not living in Brooklyn is gonna be the problem but let’s remember KD didn’t live in the borough either. Ben Simmons does though.

Cheers to the comeback season and our franchise foundation making a home here

by kf3434

10 Comments

  1. GroovySandals

    Oh no guys…Mikal is renting not buying….whatever shall we do….

  2. FajitaTits

    Haha no way! A successful athlete made an investment that will most likely triple his return??? HIT THE PANIC BUTTON /s

  3. lindorubio

    Didn’t KD live in dumbo? Wasn’t there an interview with Letterman in his living room

  4. Marauderr4

    The only “franchise foundation” he’ll provide if he’s traded for our picks back lol

  5. JurgenFlippers

    I just googled it Tribeca appears to be like 15 minutes away from the heart of Brooklyn. Oh no! I also don’t care where people live lol.

    I’m also like 90% every LA player lives in like Calabases and 1-2 hours from LA city centre. Which is way further.

  6. Electronic-Doctor110

    Are these dudes just out and about in the city? Always wondered how nba players function in ny due to so many people being around. In towns, they can move more discreetly but I’m wondering how he goes about in the city to get around without attention? Same thing with Knicks players

  7. onlyequity

    He must have been told he isn’t getting traded go ahead and buy. This sucks.

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