ESPN profile – https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/player/_/id/5108766/jz-zaher
Zaher completed the 2023-2024 Season with Averages of 0.7 Points, 1 Rebound, 0 Assists, and a 12.5% FG.
Declaration – https://x.com/jonrothstein/status/1795934620321452436?t=iiox_LKrO0GKeO87UjQ6XQ
Like I said I promise to get you the win. I think I would be a great candidate for your team for my many reasons! I guess you can say its a family business , my uncle is Tom G*s the owner of the NBA Detroit Piston.
by aingenevalostatrade
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lol, lmao even
His high school FG% was 85%? Lol what (from the source link at the bottom)
I didn’t have there being an even bigger case of nepotism than Bronny on my 2024 NBA draft bingo card
He’s played 9 games the past 2 years lol
With the fifth pick…
I thought he must’ve graduated and declared for the draft because why not at that point. But he’s a sophomore doing this lol.
Edit: Yeah the more I google him the more ridiculous this is. He was a 0 star recruit out of high school and he’s always been a nobody who was a benchwarmer on mid-major teams. Say what you want about Bronny but at least he was getting ranked in the top 50-100 in his class on his own merits. If this guy even sniffs the G-League it’ll be an embarrassment.
Average Detroit FO move upcoming
From that source:
>My goals in collage is the be a great students and play the one sport I love Basketball. I would be a great candidate for your team by promising points on the borras and winning games. I want that. Championship! I am different in many ways from all the other students. I am in the gym 6 hours a day I get all A and the sport has been my passion from a young age. I am also different because  if I can’t get a movement down or a shot correct all I will do for the 6 hours is work on that move or form shoot. Like I said I promise to get you the win. I think I would be a great candidate for your team for my many reasons! I guess you can say its a family business , my uncle  is Tom Gores the owner of the NBA Detroit Piston.Â
Bruh I live in a country where English isn’t the first language for most of the population and idk that that essay would be acceptable in high school. This dude is supposedly in college.
Bro gonna get a summer league spot, be the last man off the bench for the G league team for a couple seasons, then have an office job at Platinum Equity for life.Â
imagine this guy got in before Kai Sotto and Kai Sotto is ass
Glad to see nepotism is alive and well.
Pistons no pls
He’s been drafted for capturing Flagg right?
so 0 assists total right? Like as many as I have?
We’re slowly filling out an All-Nepo squad for next season.
This has got to be a goof, right?
Literally worse nepotism than fucking Keljin Blevins if he gets drafted, and I didn’t know that was possible. I actually can’t think of any case half this bad
[his stats are abysmal](https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/player/_/id/5108766/jz-zaher)
Apologies Pistons fans, I wasn’t familiar with your game.
>Height: 6’1″
>Wingspan: 6’0″
bro got a negative wingspan
I’m sorry Pistons fans… “With the 5th pick in 2024 NBA draft, the Detroit Pistons select…”
Why the hell is the guy’s name ‘Gores’ censored? What the fuck have we come to?
Lord give me the confidence of an untalented nepo baby
PERSONAL STATEMENT
My goals in collage is the be a great students and play the one sport I love Basketball. I would be a great candidate for your team by promising points on the borras and winning games. I want that. Championship! I am different in many ways from all the other students. I am in the gym 6 hours a day I get all A and the sport has been my passion from a young age. I am also different because if I can’t get a movement down or a shot correct all I will do for the 6 hours is work on that move or form shoot. Like I said I promise to get you the win. I think I would be a great candidate for your team for my many reasons! I guess you can say its a family business , my uncle is Tom Gores the owner of the NBA Detroit Piston
Was this written by Charlie Kelly? How does this man have all As
12.5% FG is disgustingly unfathomable
If Detroit drafts this guy Adam Silver should suspend the team for a year.