Mastodon
@Denver Nuggets

I’m so jealous. Can we please start using mountains instead of 5280



I’m so jealous. Can we please start using mountains instead of 5280

by Bandlebury

12 Comments

  1. IdRatherBeLurkingToo

    Fuck Utah and those dinky-ass molehills

  2. Weird-Upstairs-2092

    They look like knockoff Rockies jerseys.

  3. ManipulativeYogi

    The Nuggets jerseys and court designs are so bad. I can’t believe they haven’t figured out that GOLD would be a good color to use. Black and gold, white and gold, would be so solid.

  4. Allen_Potter

    I’m only jealous of having Lauri on their team

  5. I’ve always referred to these as the Karl Malone Purple Pedophile jerseys and it’ll always be the first thing I think of whenever I see them.

    Sweet mountains though. Probably makes it easier to run away and hide in them when you impregnate a 13 year old.

  6. lucasmland79

    Mountains are so Jazzy! When will they change their name?

  7. DutyPuzzleheaded7765

    I actually started to like 5280.

    I just want to keep the statement mile high city jersey

  8. jimithelizardking

    Markkanen looks inches taller than Kessler here

Write A Comment