Kyrie Irving has lost 11 consecutive games against the Celtics since stepping on Lucky the Leprechaun. He is averaging 20.0ppg on 50.0% TS in those games
by SultanRaikage
@National Basketball Association
Kyrie Irving has lost 11 consecutive games against the Celtics since stepping on Lucky the Leprechaun. He is averaging 20.0ppg on 50.0% TS in those games
by SultanRaikage
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Kyrie truthers in shambles rn
Kyrie is a clown
0-11 for Kyrie
0-5 for Luka
Celtics in 5
“What can I say? Just tip my cap and call the Celtics my daddies.”
– Kyrie “Pedro Martinez” Irving
Uncle Drew is not doing well in Boston
– missed multiple tide-shifting, wide-open 3s
– airballed a layup
– dribbled the ball off his foot
Cry-rie Irving
Dude turns into 2018 kyrie against the bucks against us
Why would you think stepping on a famously spiteful and vindictive mythical creature is a good idea?
Petty season has already begun
Shillelaghed or something
So much for being matured. Same old mental midget he always was and always will be
Cmon now, don’t take regular season in to account. Wait, this includes a sweep and he’s 0-11 now?
Lmfaooo this thread is hilarious
Reminder: Mavericks sub is banning actual Mavs fans like myself that watched the 2006 finals on a micro TV in my kitchen, before the mods in that sub were actually born
They are his daddy
Fuck kyrie
Succccccks
“Most skilled player ever”
Everyone mad at Kyrie. Jrue Holiday was guarding him. Let’s see you score against Jrue.
Unfortunately, Jrue guarding him the whole series.
They also smartly not doubling Luka cause they are strong enough to hold him one on one.
Series is over.
Most skilled player ever
The dude with the best handles around bounced it off his own foot ffs.
Half of the best offensive backcourt of all time btw
The most talented basketball player ever gets repeatedly owned by a crowd full of already balding chubby drunk white dudes from Worcester
Don’t fuck with Leprechaun’s. Thought everyone knew that.
Celtics are going to win because their fans go ‘Kyrie sucks’ and not ‘Luka sucks’ very smart!
Can we make it 14?
It’s always sitting there in the back of Kyrie’s flat earth lizard brain. You may or may not believe in leprechauns or bad karma, but sage-burning Kyrie *definitely* does down deep.
He’ll come out confidently, but the first time something goes wrong, Kyrie’s subconscious starts screaming: “YOU ARE CURSED!!” He just can’t stop thinking about it. From then on, every time he crosses half court he can hear Lucky laughing at him, like the beating heart in that Edgar Allen Poe story. “Make it stop! Make it stop!”
Then, bam, the man with the best handles ever dribbles off his own foot.
Fuck Kyrie
Wait Kyrie “best sidekick of all time” Irving had a bad game? How could that be??
Kyrie a celtics sleeper agent
So close to Kyrie blaming this on the Mavs… 😎
I feel that the Monta years prepared me for this more than I realized.
Curses are back on the menu, boys!
Imagine if we sweep them lmao. 0-14
Kyrie missing LeGoat right about now.
Incoming Kyrie saying a Boston fan said something racist to him
Can’t wait to see the narrative shift when he bounces back
Came here for Game 1 overreactions, and found it. OKC beat Dallas by 22 in Game 1, and coincidently, Luka shot 6/19 from the field in that game, his THIRD worse shooting game of these playoffs. That series turned out just fine for the Mavs. If they lose Sunday night, then they should worry, since they’re undefeated in game 2s.
lets hope it’s a least 14
Call me evil but kyries inability to win a ring post Lebron has always been funny to me and I hope it continues
Maybe that mf Leprechaun is what Boston fans swear it is.
TIL long, quick defenders do better vs kyrie than long, slow defenders
The cringe is real. Do you believe in astrology as well?
Hmm. Looks like Lucky the Leprechaun might be Boston’s secret weapon against Kyrie.