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Dan Hurley Turns Down the Lakers and Returns to UConn #nba #skit #sports #funny #lakers #jjredick



Dan Hurley Turns Down the Lakers and Returns to UConn #nba #skit #sports #funny #lakers #jjredick

thanks for meeting with us Dan we’re really excited about the possibility of you becoming our new head coach hey it’d be stupid not to hear you out I mean you are the Los Angeles Lakers and surely that still means something in 20124 and you’re not just a hollow shell of a once great franchise that gets by on Nostalgia and branding right anyway first things first uh we wanted you to know that you will have full power to run this team however you want Personnel game plans all that that sounds great unless LeBron disagrees with it then you have to do whatever he says and apologize for suggesting otherwise what also you will have to draft his son and play him at least 20 minutes a night okay so let me get this straight you want me to uproot my entire life that I’ve built in the Northeast to come to this smoggy hell hole known as Los Angeles and Coach an aging Superstar and his nepo baby son who barely put up better numbers than my son in college just so I can get scapegoated in two years when we haven’t improved because no one listened to me yep pretty much yeah hard pass fine we’ll just hire JJ JJ reic how does your coaching search consist of the most successful active college basketball coach in the sport and a dude who’s never coached a day in his life because you’re forgetting one very important factor he has a podcast with LeBron this franchise is a joke yeah we know go Huskies

The Lakers are cooked

40 Comments

  1. There's no way J.J is gonna go from coaching youth Basketball to the NBA. This team has too much drama.

  2. If any club is about nostalgic & branding is definitely the Celtics … we make at least 1 finals appearances every decade 😂😂😂

  3. Meamwhile Marc Jackson stays getting blackballed and is about to watch a guy from a podcast get hired as an NBA coach.

  4. Dan 2 chips in 4 years. Lebron 4 in 20.. imo being a hc in this nil league. Thats much more impressive. Keep building 💙🩶

  5. I like making fun of the lakers as much as the next guy, but they won the championship 4 years ago, and made it to the conference finals last year where they lost to the champions… they’re still a solid tesm

  6. A lot of talking smack about LA for a team that’s still in the playoffs every year. Won a championship in 2020. Was in the conference championship just last year and is not afraid to spend money.
    It’s still a great franchise just needs to make wiser decisions and someone else needs to steer the ship.

  7. 6 chips in the last 24 years. Thats 25% of the possible championships.

    I hate the lakers just as much as the next guy, but they aren’t a “shell” of a franchise

  8. In the last 16 years….

    They've won 3 titles.
    Been to 4 NBA Finals
    Been to 5 Western Conference Finals
    Made the playoff 10 times.
    And won 19 playoff series.

    "Dying Franchise though"

  9. Other than the fact that I passionately dislike UConn and Coach Hurley with the strength of a thousand suns (go Nova)… this is spot on.

  10. I honestly don't buy the idea that LeBron gets that much power. Seems like a convenient way for Rob to keeo his job. He weirdly manages to get credit for every good decision yet somehow when the decision is boneheaded LeBron always gets pinned with it.

    Very convenient.

    Still though, as someone who likes seeing the Lakers burn, I'm looking forward to next season. Not like the Blazers will he good anytime soon so at least I have something fun to watch next season

  11. You haters are so pathetic Dan already said he was impressed with the Lakers ownership and management. The only reason he went back to UConn was because his wife wanted to stay and his whole family in Connecticut.

    But please continue with your imaginary narrative 👍

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