Those are tears of joy right there congratulations to that guy tatum well earned well deserved also congratulations to Al Harford 18 years of waiting finally got that ring congratulations Boston you got number #18
A while later into Game 5 of the 2024 NBA Finals from the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts… Mike Breen: 6.5 seconds remain on the clock as the Los Angeles Clippers lead 107-78 thanks to their new friend, Temporary Los Angeles Clipper #27, Empress Madame Ninja Barrett. Little is known about this sports starlet from the wrestling circuit other than her signature ability to read the patterns of her opponents. This is now her ninth consecutive NBA Finals appearance with at least several different teams. Empress Madame Ninja Barrett: (with the basketball in her possession, clearly preparing herself to end the series in favor of the Los Angeles Clippers.) pants Okay. You can do this, Ninja. Time to finish this and secure the ninth ring. Tonight will serve as the second funeral of the Boston Celtics! Hold on a moment, everyone. I need to get into my Curse Breaker mindset for this real quick. unleashes a Super Saiyan scream (goes Super Saiyan, much to the surprise of both teams, catching them completely off guard.) Alright. Let's just do ourselves a favor and get this over with. Ready? Here it comes! My patented special shot. I call this one the Curse Breaker's Drought Quenching Kiss of Death. (throws her special shot from the half court line and watches as it goes in.) Hopefully, that should finish them. Mike: It's now 110-87. I don't know what's happened, but they've now soared into a staggering lead. buzzer sounds Mike: And for the first time in franchise history, the Los Angeles Clippers can call themselves NBA Champions. Doris Burke: And more importantly, Mike, Ninja remains absolutely perfect. 9 straight champipnships in 9 straight Finals appearances. Ninja: (reverted to normal, wipes the sweat from her brow and gracefully drops the basketball onto the floor.) dusts off her hands Well, I've got a feeling that this will make for an interesting MVP conversation. chuckles to herself (sees her fellow Los Angeles Clippers approaching her.) Oh, I guess that takes care of that. Kawhi Leonard: I guess so. James Harden: Well, you certainly gave the Boston Celtics a show they won't be forgetting anytime soon. Russell Westbrook: Judging by your performance, I wouldn't put it past you if you somehow become the Finals MVP over Kawhi Leonard. Ninja: No, I have a feeling that he'll still get the Finals MVP over me somehow, but we'll see what my dear friend, NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver says, considering the fact that he'll now have the deciding vote for the seventh time in nine seasons. Paul George: Oh, that's true. Daniel Theis: Wait. So, how many points did you end up getting us? Ninja: 23 points. P.J. Tucker: Whoa. Ninja: snaps fingers (as she changes back into her normal wear, which consists of the black metallic General Manager's outfit, the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship around her shoulder, the black metallic TNA General's coat and hat, the Constable of SmackDown medal around her neck with the red heart locket, the Snake Amulet and the Lone Wolf amulet pendant also around her neck, the full body armor set based off of the Bane of Darkness Spirit, Galeem, which was fused with the light of Ultra Necozma, Ashrah and Fused Zamasu and the black metallic hitman's outfit.) Ah, much better. Okay. I think I'll just stick around for the trophy presentation and then, just go. Mason Plumlee: Alright. Xavier Moon: Okay. Ninja: (turns toward the Clippers Head Coach.) Coach, I sincerely hope that I didn't inadvertently make the next family gathering too awkward between you and your cousin. Tyronn Lue: Don't worry, Ninja. I think I can attempt to minimize the awkwardness between Tatum and myself. Ninja: I'll see to it that you do for your sake, Coach. hears a pair of individuals calling out to her Hold on. (looks over and sees two gentlemen approaching her.) Is that who I think it is? (approaches the two gentlemen and embraces one of them.) Adam Silver: (returns the embrace of his dear friend.) My friend, you killed it. Ninja: Thank you, Monsieur Silver. Adam: You did so good. Oh, (as he motions toward the Head Coach of the Golden State Warriors.) I think someone else also wants their hug. Ninja: Oh. (as she embraces her mentor, the Head Coach of the Golden State Warriors.) Hey, Monsieur Kerr. Steve Kerr: (returns her embrace and gives her a peck on the cheek.) I'll gladly echo the sentiment of whatever Commissioner Silver just said. Adam: So, this officially makes it your ninth straight championship in your ninth consecutive Finals appearance. Ninja: Indeed, Monsieur Silver. Adam: Wait a minute. (turns toward the Head Coach of the Golden State Warriors.) Kerr, I think this harkens back to what you said last year about how Ninja's clearly mentally tougher than the champions of the opposing conference. Steve: You're right, Commissioner. And I think this also harkens back to what you said regarding the fact that you and Tatum didn’t think she would amount to much in the NBA and yet, she stands with nine consecutive NBA Championships in nine straight NBA Finals appearances in spite of it. ???: (approaches them.) speaks in a familiar voice Let's see LeBron James and Shannon Sharpe claw their G.O.A.T. case back from the depths now. All: (see the individual approach them.) Ninja: Wait a minute. Monsieur Bayless?! Skip Bayless: Indeed, Ninja. Ninja: Oh, I bet Shannon and LeBron are scrambling like eggs right now.
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Congrats Tatum you earn it man!!!! Celebrate the trophy win with your family!!!!🏀🍀🏆✌️
🏆☘️🖤🖤🖤
He not even the 2nd best player on his own team 😂
Awww congratulations 🎉🎉🎉. Tatum your a 🏆 champion 🏆🏆🏆🏆
Cheeehoooooooo. Congratulations Boston. Well deserved. 🤙🤙🤙🤙
Huge congratulations to the Boston Celtics! 🎉 You guys deserved the Championship most this season, just watch out for the Timberwolves next time!
Congratulations wearing My Boston Celtics Jersy Rajhon Rando
As a nugget… I wanted mavs to win but kudos to tatum and brown❤🎉🎉
I'm not MVP huhu. I know right
CONGRATS CELTICS AND AI FOR THE RING 💍 (i was going for mavericks though)
Kobe would be so proud of Jayson Tatum on his first NBA championship ring congratulations brother 👏🔥🥂
The Boston Celtics waiting 16 years wow!!!
Boooooooooo
Jaylen Brown is Tatums daddy
Butler crying secretly
I think the best part about this is that Al Horford finally won a chip 🎉🫡
mavs in 7
Man feel bad for Luka and Irving but feel happy for Tatum and Brown even tho I was rooting for the mavs I am happy for Tatum and brown
Those are tears of joy right there congratulations to that guy tatum well earned well deserved also congratulations to Al Harford 18 years of waiting finally got that ring congratulations Boston you got number #18
You deserve it kid! That shot with him and Deuce definitely needs to be framed! ❤❤❤ congrats 0!!!
Just copying what Curry did in 2022 and cry at the end lmao
Horford should definitely have his jersey retired with the Celtics.
A once in a lifetime moment for Deuce with his dad that he will never forget 💚
They did it!
A while later into Game 5 of the 2024 NBA Finals from the TD Garden in Boston, Massachusetts…
Mike Breen: 6.5 seconds remain on the clock as the Los Angeles Clippers lead 107-78 thanks to their new friend, Temporary Los Angeles Clipper #27, Empress Madame Ninja Barrett. Little is known about this sports starlet from the wrestling circuit other than her signature ability to read the patterns of her opponents. This is now her ninth consecutive NBA Finals appearance with at least several different teams.
Empress Madame Ninja Barrett: (with the basketball in her possession, clearly preparing herself to end the series in favor of the Los Angeles Clippers.) pants Okay. You can do this, Ninja. Time to finish this and secure the ninth ring. Tonight will serve as the second funeral of the Boston Celtics! Hold on a moment, everyone. I need to get into my Curse Breaker mindset for this real quick. unleashes a Super Saiyan scream (goes Super Saiyan, much to the surprise of both teams, catching them completely off guard.) Alright. Let's just do ourselves a favor and get this over with. Ready? Here it comes! My patented special shot. I call this one the Curse Breaker's Drought Quenching Kiss of Death. (throws her special shot from the half court line and watches as it goes in.) Hopefully, that should finish them.
Mike: It's now 110-87. I don't know what's happened, but they've now soared into a staggering lead.
buzzer sounds
Mike: And for the first time in franchise history, the Los Angeles Clippers can call themselves NBA Champions.
Doris Burke: And more importantly, Mike, Ninja remains absolutely perfect. 9 straight champipnships in 9 straight Finals appearances.
Ninja: (reverted to normal, wipes the sweat from her brow and gracefully drops the basketball onto the floor.) dusts off her hands Well, I've got a feeling that this will make for an interesting MVP conversation. chuckles to herself (sees her fellow Los Angeles Clippers approaching her.) Oh, I guess that takes care of that.
Kawhi Leonard: I guess so.
James Harden: Well, you certainly gave the Boston Celtics a show they won't be forgetting anytime soon.
Russell Westbrook: Judging by your performance, I wouldn't put it past you if you somehow become the Finals MVP over Kawhi Leonard.
Ninja: No, I have a feeling that he'll still get the Finals MVP over me somehow, but we'll see what my dear friend, NBA Commissioner, Adam Silver says, considering the fact that he'll now have the deciding vote for the seventh time in nine seasons.
Paul George: Oh, that's true.
Daniel Theis: Wait. So, how many points did you end up getting us?
Ninja: 23 points.
P.J. Tucker: Whoa.
Ninja: snaps fingers (as she changes back into her normal wear, which consists of the black metallic General Manager's outfit, the WWE Women's Tag Team Championship around her shoulder, the black metallic TNA General's coat and hat, the Constable of SmackDown medal around her neck with the red heart locket, the Snake Amulet and the Lone Wolf amulet pendant also around her neck, the full body armor set based off of the Bane of Darkness Spirit, Galeem, which was fused with the light of Ultra Necozma, Ashrah and Fused Zamasu and the black metallic hitman's outfit.) Ah, much better. Okay. I think I'll just stick around for the trophy presentation and then, just go.
Mason Plumlee: Alright.
Xavier Moon: Okay.
Ninja: (turns toward the Clippers Head Coach.) Coach, I sincerely hope that I didn't inadvertently make the next family gathering too awkward between you and your cousin.
Tyronn Lue: Don't worry, Ninja. I think I can attempt to minimize the awkwardness between Tatum and myself.
Ninja: I'll see to it that you do for your sake, Coach. hears a pair of individuals calling out to her Hold on. (looks over and sees two gentlemen approaching her.) Is that who I think it is? (approaches the two gentlemen and embraces one of them.)
Adam Silver: (returns the embrace of his dear friend.) My friend, you killed it.
Ninja: Thank you, Monsieur Silver.
Adam: You did so good. Oh, (as he motions toward the Head Coach of the Golden State Warriors.) I think someone else also wants their hug.
Ninja: Oh. (as she embraces her mentor, the Head Coach of the Golden State Warriors.) Hey, Monsieur Kerr.
Steve Kerr: (returns her embrace and gives her a peck on the cheek.) I'll gladly echo the sentiment of whatever Commissioner Silver just said.
Adam: So, this officially makes it your ninth straight championship in your ninth consecutive Finals appearance.
Ninja: Indeed, Monsieur Silver.
Adam: Wait a minute. (turns toward the Head Coach of the Golden State Warriors.) Kerr, I think this harkens back to what you said last year about how Ninja's clearly mentally tougher than the champions of the opposing conference.
Steve: You're right, Commissioner. And I think this also harkens back to what you said regarding the fact that you and Tatum didn’t think she would amount to much in the NBA and yet, she stands with nine consecutive NBA Championships in nine straight NBA Finals appearances in spite of it.
???: (approaches them.) speaks in a familiar voice Let's see LeBron James and Shannon Sharpe claw their G.O.A.T. case back from the depths now.
All: (see the individual approach them.)
Ninja: Wait a minute. Monsieur Bayless?!
Skip Bayless: Indeed, Ninja.
Ninja: Oh, I bet Shannon and LeBron are scrambling like eggs right now.