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Joe Mazzulla earnestly answering a question about how he’d rob a bank got a little too real



Joe Mazzulla earnestly answering a question about how he’d rob a bank got a little too real

by Proud-Contribution53

40 Comments

  1. Tigercat92

    Did he just recite one of the robberies from The Town?šŸ˜‚

  2. TheMysticOneFr

    The offseason has officially begun ladies and gentlemen

  3. Culinary-Vibes

    This is tame for Psycho Joe standards.

    Him disappearing into a jungle with his buddy for two weeks after being eliminated by the Heat last year explains a lot about his fortitude.

    Said he had to break himself down mentally and physically to figure out how to coach his team the best way.

  4. Ikigai_Mendokusai

    I mean the guy fucking asked. Excellent reply.

  5. archerarcher0

    My god

    If you guys havenā€™t listened to this podcast yet please listen to it

    Another highlight: he fought his dad mma style in the middle of a rainy baseball field when he was like 16 and lost to submission, claims it is one of his favorite memories

    One of the most New England things Iā€™ve ever heard

  6. lost_in_trepidation

    I just listened to this Lowe Post episode and he really is genuinely crazy.

    He reminds me of a guy I used to take BJJ with.

    You kind of appreciate the sincere, weird personality, but it feels like they might murder you at any moment.

  7. baconandbobabegger

    If we lose our head coach the week before training camp to a heist, Iā€™ll be seeing ya. On this side or the next.

  8. Basketball coaching is just the training for when he finally get his dream job: being a bank robber

  9. IMovedYourCheese

    “If you were going to rob a bank what would your role be?”

    “Hmm, I guess I’d be the guy who plans everything.”

    Omg guys, Joe Mazzulla is a PSYCHOPATH!!

  10. FecalSteamCondenser

    Everyone knows the real strat is just to walk in with a medical mask and baseball hat like a normal customer then silently hand the teller a note with a bag on on the counterā€¦. AllegedlyĀ 

  11. BoSocks91

    Dude Im so glad people are showing their appreciation for Mazz. He deserves the praise after the scrutiny he received.

    He is growing as a coach and with that, we are getting to see this absolute madman in a way that you donā€™t see most other coaches.

    Itā€™s not a ā€œbitā€ at this point, this guy is just a different breed of coach.

  12. Victorcreedbratton

    Heā€™s watched ā€œThe Place Beyond the Pinesā€ too many times.

  13. LukaDoncicfuturegoat

    Celtics are about to lose their HC in an intriguing fashion again

  14. ApoliticalAth3ist

    Itā€™s always gonna be fuck Boston but this playoffs turned me into a fan of Joe Mazzulla

  15. BigTonyEnergy

    Dude literally just gave a non-cliche thought-out answer and people are going “omg, what a werido, he’ll murder me in my sleep”.

  16. Bobaximus

    This guy is so fucking crazy and I love it. Every interview response is utterly batshit.

  17. ElPanandero

    I want him to be our coach for 50 more years

  18. endless_pastability1

    Has Joe Mazzulla reached the Tyson Zone?

  19. NihilisticTaters

    I mean, he’s said he watches The Town 4x PER WEEK. I’d hope he’s thought the situation out some with that much “research”

  20. Iceicebabybaby3

    County sheriff got drunk at a party I was at. He said the successful bank robbers get the bank clerks name, find out where their kids go to school and write them a threatening letter that youā€™ll be showing up at the bank. Said it works a lotĀ 

  21. Soren_Camus1905

    My red flag is that I believe I could conceive, plan, and execute a bank heist with my core friend group

    (Iā€™ve never stolen anything before)

  22. incredibleamadeuscho

    Joe and Celtics: We already robbed the Wizards and the Bucks last off season. Why would I need to rob anyone ever again?

  23. Butt____soup

    Noted mental health ~~advocate~~ antagonist, Joe Mazzulla.

    He speaks like he only has intrusive thoughts.

  24. recollectionsmayvary

    ā€œWhat is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me by the Trocadero in Paris. She’s been waiting for me all these years. She’s never taken another lover. I don’t care. I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.ā€- Dwight Schrute. – Joe MazzullaĀ 

  25. “He’s got getting away from the cops speed!”

    -Gus Johnson after a steal and full-court fastbreak by Joe Mazzulla during a March Madness game

  26. tjspill3r

    Heā€™d rob the bank with 3 of his Boston buddies, take a cute banker hostage on accident, fall in love with her later, then rob Fenway, breakup with the girl, murder his handler and go to Florida. Or something

  27. Dumpling_Emperor

    One of the best side effects of the Cā€™s winning is that fans of other teams are going to get a lot of exposure to Joe Mazz and realize what a nut he is.

  28. chocolatemilk2017

    Heā€™s crazy. Crazy about Jesus. šŸ™ Thatā€™s my guy.

  29. Double-Slowpoke

    Joe is the kind of guy who can take any question and turn it into some kind of team building motivational statement. You could ask him how he would dispose of a body and youā€™d probably get some story about planning, trusting your accomplices, etc

  30. UtahUtopia

    Wow. I thought crazy joe was just a meme. I love this guy.

  31. Reddit_Negotiator

    Imagine how fast he would be fired if the Celtics werenā€™t winning

  32. slamdanceswithwolves

    Moving on, letā€™s talk zombie survival draft for a momentā€¦

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