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What should Drake’s next move be? | Chris Vernon Show



What should Drake’s next move be? | Chris Vernon Show

Drake’s next move oh should be fill in the blank sucker go away I mean like I would but I would have vot I would have voted for that like 10 years ago I am always I am always on the side of humor and so I think you are you’re if I were his PR guy I think you’re Absolut it’s you’re absolutely dead to try to be serious about this anymore and the only way out of this is to goof on yourself yeah and to not take yourself seriously and whether it’s on an award show or it’s SNL or it’s a video you make whatever it may be making fun of the fact that like you picked the worst fight in the history of fights you know what I’m saying like I think the only way to do it is to is to goof about it honestly could I don’t think there’s any way out of it other than because people that you you’re you’re now in a crisis mode where people you know you tried to take it all seriously and then you just got demolished yeah and so now the only thing you can do is make fun of yourself for it that’s my opinion that’s my opinion and that makes you relatable that makes you relatable it’s like you are accepting what everybody is already saying about you like oh the same way that I okay so for Father’s Day mhm there was a there was the thing that uh somebody reposted the Foot Locker commercial from that draft class yeah and it’s like Jason Tatum and dearon fox and whatever and they’re giving messages about their dad and they’re like you know I remember my dad going in the backyard and letting me win and playing basketball against him every day and then Jason Tatum’s like I remember my dad taking me on fishing trips and then they go to Lonzo ball and he’s like I remember that time my dad stood up in the middle of of the game and yelled at my coach that if he didn’t play me that I was going to pull from the team and then he bullied 29 teams from drafting me and then started a brand using my name and made me wear the shoes and it’s a whole thing and then it comes back and it’s like Jason Tatum’s like and the fishing trips you know I mean it’s like okay so all any oh and he said and I remember when he challenged the greatest player of all time on national TV but and so it’s like you’ve got to take all all this stuff and just make fun of it cuz then at that point you take the bullets out of everybody’s guns in my opinion in my opinion there’s nothing they could say if you accept you know what I mean certifi love boy certified pedophile how how do you get around I have the answer y’all say it’s y’all say that you looked at me weird no go away like not forever but make he posted on IG no and he can’t stop that’s Drake Style no it’s not but but it needs to be all right go ahead you say just go away for a while go away for a year or two make people I think he has to marry Kendrick Lamar’s mom and just be his dad that’s the biggest I’m your daddy now babe stop mhm stop I looked up her name I don’t think that would happen I think I think that’s that’s not an option option no that’s you have to make fun of yourself that’s my opin you’re dealing with I don’t think there’s any other way around it go and make fun of it cuz taking it serious will be like people be like yo shut right that’s right so you just say certifi love a boy certifi you that wouldn’t it could never happen if he made a video talking about the biggest mistake he ever made like doing it seriously like but but obviously doing it tongue and cheek um or like they did a skit where he’s in like a self-help thing with or he’s talking to a therapist or whatever like all of a sudden everybody starts laughing with him about it but needs he’s like have you ever seen an entire city you know he was filming he filmed a video at Houston like last week or the week before he was filming he was down he was in Houston filming a bunch of stuff but like I’m just serious like he needs to go away for a year or two make the people he’s not going away for that is what you that’s not going to happen either you guys are [ __ ] on my idea he’s not going away for years he’s also not marrying kid there there’s a better chance he goes away for years the correct idea and by the way I’m on a run here with the great ideas so just just be clear um I told you that when he picked a fight with Kendrick Lamar it was an absolute disaster I knew that was going to be a dis and then I told you Jason Tatum was a phony okay that was I’ll give he’s been on my Tik Tok lately it’s been it’s been I stay winning he was a drake will make fun of this eventually and adal was dancing last night saying you a fan you a fan you a fan it’s hard to come back for I understand I just don’t think you you you can’t moves look you’re not comfortable in the gutter so get out out of the gutter and make a joke out of it yeah the two times he got in the gutter he lost oh my God push and Kendrick these are colossal errors Jud they are different levels of MC’s than he is my guy had Nike Shocks on last night they also don’t care no they don’t they don’t haveu to yes you can’t get a fight with guys that don’t care they don’t have stuff to he had Nike Shocks on last night that’s right you can’t fight with people wear Nike Shocks the Chris Vernon show presented by Caesar Sportsbook live weekdays at noon

Chris, Kelcey, Devin, and Roser go through Drake’s options after getting demoralized by Kendrick Lamar and the entire city of Los Angeles.

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3 Comments

  1. I always feel sorry for Kelcey when she is on Chris's show because they never let her talk and always talk over her. She has to fight for every word she says on this show. You might not be able to talk over Chris ( I mean who can?) but you can definitely bully Roser. Get him! πŸ˜†

  2. How many options?

    Option 1 – Go dark
    Option 2 – Put out a track dissing yourself
    Option 3 – Call out the Toronto Crips and have a concert. πŸ˜†

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