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This may be the stupidest question but what is that around his neck that he always has on??? someone explain

by vailddddfeelings1

33 Comments

  1. Hopefulmisery

    I think it’s a new technological gizmo that provides caffeine and sugar without actually consuming iy

  2. Xekshek33

    Hapbee is a digital wellness platform that promotes improved sleep, focus, and relaxation.

  3. Suitable-Classic9237

    It helps him connect directly with the basketball gods to harness powers from another universe

  4. rhythmchef

    Reminds me of when Luke took Vader’s helmet off.

  5. SecondsLater13

    I love JB. He is simultaneously a very educated person and an extremely gullible dope. He leaned into Kyrie’s conspiracies early and promotes some scam products like this. Luckily he’s one of the best players in the league so idc.

  6. yellow-ledbelly

    It sets off an alarm if you try to walk out of the store without paying for your Jaylen Brown.

  7. PeddlinPete85

    Everyone says “he’s stoopd cos I disagree with him lol” but you never know, he might be a stakeholder in the company and if he is, guess what people keep googling since he started wearing it?

  8. Stiff_Tacos

    Hey, if placebo snake oil helps JB play this well, consider me a fan

  9. Geoff_Uckersilf

    It’s actually the police ~~tag~~ **yoke** the Boston PD put on this **BEAST OF A MAN** after he *MASSACRED* a bunch of stray horses.

  10. Championship jewelry is getting crazy but JB was hanging with Anna Wintour this week so I’ma trust him on this one. Get it JB

  11. bm_ironside

    What if, and I’m only guessing here, they paid him a lot of money to wear this 🤯

  12. Acting as if josh beckett and half that red sox team didnt prescribe to weird shit to “help with performance” who cares as long as he isnt bothering anyone

  13. Ear_Enthusiast

    I’ve been wondering the same thing. At first I thought it was one of those mini fans to help keep cool.

  14. youngkenya

    Tired of people shitting on this necklace, it’s clearly working so people should just let him cook

  15. Pseudoscience buffoonery. I love JB, but he’s definitely not as smart as he thinks he is.

  16. AlmightyyMO

    Bunch of pseudoscience bullshit. He just posted a podcast episode with his shaman or pseudoscience leader or whatever these nut cases call themselves.

  17. MunchnBoston

    I think that’s why Stephen a Smith says he’s “unmarketable”

  18. trotnixon

    Whatever it is I’m sure Jaylen is getting paid big bucks to wear it…he’s no dummy.

  19. West_Ernmass

    He’s likely getting paid to wear it, whatever it is.

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