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Keep John Henry Away from Our Team



I will riot

by salamandarsalamanca

28 Comments

  1. ZarduHasselffrau

    I don’t see how this would be a natural move. The Celtics want to win stuff, this man doesn’t.

  2. 27percentfromTrae

    Fuck this guy. Met him once. My former bootlicker of the elite boss worshipped him. Treats wait staff like dog shit

  3. I think we should calm down a bit. Pagliuca has said he intends to be part of the bidding in some form or another, whether its the group reforming without Wyc or just on his own he didn’t say, but from what I understand he is about as rich as Henry on his own anyway.

  4. atodd8720

    FUCK THIS DUDE AND HIS GROUP! Keep your dirty ass paws away from my Celtics!

  5. GenoThyme

    Hasn’t the rumor been for a while now that FSG is waiting for the Vegas expansion team? I kinda feel like LeBron retiring is the only thing holding off expansion because he’s gonna get the Vegas team with FSG. I also don’t want Bezos, so hopefully he’s also waiting for expansion so he can get the Sonics.

    The hope is the new owners are basically the same as the current group with deeper pockets. I also wouldn’t mind if Ben Affleck buys a small stake in the team because then the Celtics would be owned by Batman.

  6. ejsanchez21

    I’d rather the Kraft family look into the Cs

  7. Doesn’t LeBron have a stake in FSG, making this against the rules?

  8. Lorddon1234

    John Henry is gonna trade the starting five the next day and fill the roster with G leaguers. This guy treats sports teams the same way PE firms treat companies they own under their umbrella

  9. weiner-rama

    Seriously. He should be not allowed to even bid. I could give two shits about baseball but if you as an owner are unwilling to spend then why are you even an owner? Especially when you are team with a history for success. Like the fuck is this dude even doing with the Sox?

  10. as someone who doesn’t have a clue who he is, can someone give me a brief summary why this dude is bad?

  11. SpicyAnal

    I’m pretty purposely oblivious to the baseball world. Why is Henry so hated? 4 chips in 14 years seems like a pretty good parachute apart from if he did some vile shit. Is it just because we’ve been so bad and cheap the past 6 years and he’s not very likeable, or does the issue stem further back?

  12. GooseMay0

    What dipshit thinks this would be a natural move?

  13. fightcluboston

    Wyc is coming to save us… right?? Right??

  14. FoxMcCloud73

    Theyre saying he cant purchase it because lebron is also in with fenway and no active player can own or be part of owning a team

  15. LMAO if FSG bought the Celtics, they’d immediately start salary dumping until we’re below the tax threshold. John Henry doesn’t give a fuck about team success anymore, it’s been all about milking as much money from sports teams as possible ever since they started branching out.

    Individual team success means nothing anymore to them. The entire point is to branch out into as many sports as possible and drive up the value of FSG. Maybe *one* team will get the focus for a few years while the others get gutted.

  16. No-Battle-6674

    FSG won’t buy the Celtics 

    C’s don’t come with any real estate 

  17. MisterBergstrom

    Hey I bet we can get Anthony Bennett on a vet minimum! He can get on base!

  18. Jrue_The_Damaja

    The state of Mass should take that 2 billion we’ve made from the millionaire’s tax and put a down payment on the Celtics. That would be a lot better than continuing to give billionaires more free money.

  19. JinterIsComing

    Fuck JH. Sell the Sox to someone who cares, asshole!

  20. cromulentabd9

    I actually heard that Henry has inside info about the Boeing fiasco and may want to testify before Congress. I repeat: John Henry could expose major malpractice at Boeing

  21. SultanofSwish

    Sure, telling a rich dude not to do something. I’m sure that won’t want to make him do it more…

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