Last night I tried to read an article to get clarification on my student loan relief ending, and it was a behind a paywall. I hate it here.
Downtown-Desk-3275
Hunger strikes. You ask for a meal from your favorite Mexican-fare fast food chain.
“We have Chipotle at home” Booth says.
When you get home, he hands you a plain tortilla.
“Imagine the possibilities” he gestures towards the fridge left ajar. He disappears into the night. Likely headed for the next flight to Europe.
You check the fridge, but is barren of any assets. He’d made a habit of trading the groceries away to the neighbors in exchange for small favors.
“We can always buy more of those” he would say.
He never did.
SmackBroshgood
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FivePointsPlay
Who would’ve ever thought that the first TWO players in league history to reach 200 career triple-doubles would both do so in a Nuggets jersey
YungFung1001
I’m all in on The Brook btw let’s fuckin go baby
about90frogs
I need a haircut
IdRatherBeLurkingToo
Big Boss Man just pulled me into his office and instructed me to make a presentation on why and how we use MS365 💀
TheOrthodoxPolock
Mods didn’t give me a “serving cunt is a mindset” flair. I’m done with this team.
Spitfire_Riggz
Do yall think anyone is going to text or call Wussel to welcome him lol
Orod23
Feels good to wake up after the daily thread goes up.
BoneyardBill
I am an internet warrior hear me roar
petarisawesomeo
I am sure it won’t happen but waiving Pickett and signing LW4 would really help the depth of this team, especially knowing that Murray will probably miss 10-15 games.
Orod23
Found an eBay seller who has legit hockey jerseys at a good price but his Avs stock is only women’s sizes. Now I’m debating getting sizing up one and hoping it fits. Dude also has a ton of Nuggets stuff but mainly Lawson and the traitor
Downtown-Desk-3275
How will russ fit into the starting lineup? Will he push pickett to SG?
tarspaceheel
Okay hear me out what if we nickname him Russell Athletics (because he plays a sport).
about90frogs
So..serving cunt is framed as a good thing, but in reality it’s slang for someone being “overly real”, and usually when someone is “overly real”, aren’t they just being an asshole? I’m hung up on this.
lemondhead
Will Russ start? u/aatencio91 have you heard anything?
BroncoSquatch
Alright I need yall to tell me if I’m just being washed and lame.
I have an intern this summer. I’m trying to teach him bit-by-bit how to do this certain type of programming to create web applications. Rather than practicing as I asked he’s using chatGPT to do the exercises I send him. He doesn’t know exactly what each line of code is doing, though the code works.
I’m bugged about it. Am I wrong to be bugged about it lol
FernBlueEyes
What do you call it when a group of people from around the world want to take a Friday off?
CrowdStrike
FivePointsPlay
Coming back to work from vacation on a Friday >>>
tachkazor
Tyson Hunter and PJ Hall, i expect a lot out of this duo.
j_like
Did you know that I love Aaron Gordon?
PJCampozier
All I’m gonna say is I see a future where the nuggets take Ben Simmons and he wins a chip with Jok.
The final nail in the Jokic Embiid debate
trevstan1
Gotta say that I am all over Canada to win the Olympic basketball gold. I’m done with Serbia.
BoneyardBill
im going to waste by day worrying about the last 3 bench spots on the Nuggets
Bradleys_Chubb
Tummy troubles
HucktoMe
Really looking forward to the dueling “See,I told you” crowd when Russ has a good/bad game. Can we just set up a r/pointlesslyarguingaboutruss sub instead?
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Twenty First
Last night I tried to read an article to get clarification on my student loan relief ending, and it was a behind a paywall. I hate it here.
Hunger strikes. You ask for a meal from your favorite Mexican-fare fast food chain.
“We have Chipotle at home” Booth says.
When you get home, he hands you a plain tortilla.
“Imagine the possibilities” he gestures towards the fridge left ajar. He disappears into the night. Likely headed for the next flight to Europe.
You check the fridge, but is barren of any assets. He’d made a habit of trading the groceries away to the neighbors in exchange for small favors.
“We can always buy more of those” he would say.
He never did.
MORE LIKE RUSSELLMANIA
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Who would’ve ever thought that the first TWO players in league history to reach 200 career triple-doubles would both do so in a Nuggets jersey
I’m all in on The Brook btw let’s fuckin go baby
I need a haircut
Big Boss Man just pulled me into his office and instructed me to make a presentation on why and how we use MS365 💀
Mods didn’t give me a “serving cunt is a mindset” flair. I’m done with this team.
Do yall think anyone is going to text or call Wussel to welcome him lol
Feels good to wake up after the daily thread goes up.
I am an internet warrior hear me roar
I am sure it won’t happen but waiving Pickett and signing LW4 would really help the depth of this team, especially knowing that Murray will probably miss 10-15 games.
Found an eBay seller who has legit hockey jerseys at a good price but his Avs stock is only women’s sizes. Now I’m debating getting sizing up one and hoping it fits. Dude also has a ton of Nuggets stuff but mainly Lawson and the traitor
How will russ fit into the starting lineup? Will he push pickett to SG?
Okay hear me out what if we nickname him Russell Athletics (because he plays a sport).
So..serving cunt is framed as a good thing, but in reality it’s slang for someone being “overly real”, and usually when someone is “overly real”, aren’t they just being an asshole? I’m hung up on this.
Will Russ start? u/aatencio91 have you heard anything?
Alright I need yall to tell me if I’m just being washed and lame.
I have an intern this summer. I’m trying to teach him bit-by-bit how to do this certain type of programming to create web applications. Rather than practicing as I asked he’s using chatGPT to do the exercises I send him. He doesn’t know exactly what each line of code is doing, though the code works.
I’m bugged about it. Am I wrong to be bugged about it lol
What do you call it when a group of people from around the world want to take a Friday off?
CrowdStrike
Coming back to work from vacation on a Friday >>>
Tyson Hunter and PJ Hall, i expect a lot out of this duo.
Did you know that I love Aaron Gordon?
All I’m gonna say is I see a future where the nuggets take Ben Simmons and he wins a chip with Jok.
The final nail in the Jokic Embiid debate
Gotta say that I am all over Canada to win the Olympic basketball gold. I’m done with Serbia.
im going to waste by day worrying about the last 3 bench spots on the Nuggets
Tummy troubles
Really looking forward to the dueling “See,I told you” crowd when Russ has a good/bad game. Can we just set up a r/pointlesslyarguingaboutruss sub instead?
I love y’all. I hope your Friday is great!
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