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Dame wins best Blazer. Who is the worst Blazer of all time?



Dame wins best Blazer. Who is the worst Blazer of all time?

by Throwawaybob2225

37 Comments

  1. bigshawnsmith89

    Ha Seung-jin. I mean he had no business getting to the NBA, but seeing him real life down in Eugene during pre season or whatever it was had teenage me thinking we had the next Shaq, and then well… He just quite wasn’t. But you’ll probably be able to find a ton of these players who were in the team for a short period of time and did absolutely nothing being falling out the league. 

  2. ScootHendersonMVP_

    1. Cupcake Lord Felton
    2. The Stash
    3. Armon Johnson

  3. TyButler2020

    Felton for guys that got consistent run

    Ha Seung-Jin or Keljin Blevins for any blazer regardless of time played I can remember

  4. Orwell1971

    challenge yourselves to come up with someone besides Raymond Felton 😉

  5. ArmorKing1992

    Felton’s going to win but every time I saw Mario Hezonja on the floor, it would just piss me off.

  6. philthyphil7

    Honorary shout out to Shawn Kemp for these two years he came off the bench at the end of his career to average 6 points on 40 percent shooting.

  7. sir-charles-churros

    This may be recency bias but I feel like Hezonja at least deserves to be in the conversation.

    Edit: nah y’all are right it’s gotta be Felton

  8. Josh_Brolinoscopy

    Fucking Fat Boy Felton.

    But also, Festus.

  9. Chance Comanche, the convicted kidnapper/murderer.

    He played one official NBA game and it was with us.

  10. youveruinedtheactgob

    Everyone is going to say Felton, but it’s Jamal Crawford absolutely bar none for me.

    Yes Felton sucked, but he was never very good and never got back to his peak after playing in Portland. Jamal Crawford actively and obviously decided not to try in order to force a move, and went on to have his best days in LA. All while being visibly unconcerned with what a whiny recalcitrant freeloader he came off as. Oh, and bonus points for being a PNW turncoat.

  11. CaucasianCactus

    Incredibly recency biased but: Blevins by far. I did a deep dive into his career after leaving blazers and it’s bad. Like struggling in the Romanian league bad.

  12. It’s probably Nolan Smith, as far as players we thought could actually be part of the rotation. He was mind bogglingly bad.

  13. poopstainmclean

    Ruben Patterson is a piece of shit but this grid is more bball related than off the court, so my vote is Felton

  14. superd85

    It’s a toss up between Jon Diebler & Pau Gasol

  15. schmitt68

    Meyers Leonard? Dude was on Shaqtin’ a bunch and we paid him a lot.

  16. I’d put Qyntel Woods in here because the dude was dumber than a box of rocks. Gets pulled over for speeding, dude had been hot boxing AND he pulled out his basketball card as a feeble substitute for a driver’s license.

    Oh and there was the whole dogfighting thing.

  17. durmduke

    Olshey. Dude robbed us of some deep runs. Don’t get it twisted.

  18. CompersionTherapy

    Most will say Fat Ray Felton but allow an old head to drop a different name, Ala Abdelnaby.

  19. Powellhurst

    Some of you never saw Randolph Childress play and it shows.

  20. BrokeBeckFountain1

    Everyone saying Felton forgetting Jamal Crawford was actively sabotaging shit in the locker room. They both were so fucking awful.

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