Would Jeff Bezos buy the Celtics? #NBA #bostonceltics
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11 Comments
Fuck no. He doesn't wanna have to visit crappy Boston all the time
I think Elon Musk should buy them and re-name the team to the Boston Tesla's
What if instead of deciding the draft by record, the order was determined by payroll š¤
I mean obviously that would be catastrophic for players (although I would say Giannis making $79M is almost certainly going to be… maybe not a catastrophe but a disappointment), so I know nbapa wouldn't go for it, but how would this affect team building?
Seems like draft picks would be gold but you still have to hit with them.
You couldn't have a Tim Duncan situation bc Spurs would still be expensive, just bad bc David Robinson and Sean Elliott were hurt.
If they wanna push second apron teams to the back of the draft, just go 100% with the idea.
He'll get to be the first owner to mostly be seen at road games
he got so much money that he has to spend somewhere
As long as itās not John āMr. Burnsā Henry Iām fine with bezos or a Saudi Prince or whatever
How are you not in on this? Get Portnoy, Wahlberg, Brady, Damon and Affleckā¦.and of course Russillo to throw down
Is bill ok?
Mexico City is NEVER going to get a team. You think NBA players don't want to play in TORONTO??? A team like 30 miles from the USA border??
Mexico City to San Antonio is probably the closest team in terms of relative travel distance and that alone is like a 3 hour plane ride. Not to mention they don't fucking speak English as their first language.
You have to be an absolute moron if you think they'd let that happen.
Who is this white-walker talking about Jeff Bezos and the Celtics?
Is Bezos offered you a salary to be the play by play announcer for the Celtics, would you take it?