It was a hot summer night when I bumped into Ewing at a Starbucks in New York. At that time, social media didn’t exist and it was crazy to have an opportunity to interact with any celebrity. I was really desperate to get an autograph from Ewing.
But alas, the barista called my name and I had to grab my drink.
By then, Ewing had already left the Starbucks and was walking towards a mall. I’m not even 6 feet, the man is a 7 footer and boy, I was literally running to keep sights of him. He entered a mall. Why? What did he want to buy?
As I tried my best to keep up, I realized he was heading towards the restroom!
Ah, that’s great.
I ran into the restroom and he was peeing at the urinal.
“Sir! Mr Ewing! I know it’s weird but I’m a huge fan of you!”
I was literally half-shouting, way too excited. The restroom was empty except for the two of us anyway.
“Sure thing buddy, I will give you an autograph after I’m done.”
Heck, since I’m in the restroom, I might as well pee. As I was peeing, I couldn’t help but glance sideways at Ewing. I mean, you can’t help but look at the people you idolize, right?
That was when I saw the most humongous dick I have ever seen in my entire life.
RainandPixels
Who do you think won the 1v1?
naijaboiler
that was so on brand for Isaiah Thomas. “douchebag with a smile”
ameliapie3
Damn, what a sight Ewing must’ve been… starstruck and gobsmacked all at once!
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It was a hot summer night when I bumped into Ewing at a Starbucks in New York. At that time, social media didn’t exist and it was crazy to have an opportunity to interact with any celebrity. I was really desperate to get an autograph from Ewing.
But alas, the barista called my name and I had to grab my drink.
By then, Ewing had already left the Starbucks and was walking towards a mall. I’m not even 6 feet, the man is a 7 footer and boy, I was literally running to keep sights of him. He entered a mall. Why? What did he want to buy?
As I tried my best to keep up, I realized he was heading towards the restroom!
Ah, that’s great.
I ran into the restroom and he was peeing at the urinal.
“Sir! Mr Ewing! I know it’s weird but I’m a huge fan of you!”
I was literally half-shouting, way too excited. The restroom was empty except for the two of us anyway.
“Sure thing buddy, I will give you an autograph after I’m done.”
Heck, since I’m in the restroom, I might as well pee. As I was peeing, I couldn’t help but glance sideways at Ewing. I mean, you can’t help but look at the people you idolize, right?
That was when I saw the most humongous dick I have ever seen in my entire life.
Who do you think won the 1v1?
that was so on brand for Isaiah Thomas. “douchebag with a smile”
Damn, what a sight Ewing must’ve been… starstruck and gobsmacked all at once!
Minute Maid made carbonated drinks?