Nothing is certain except death, taxes, and New Orleans Pelicans injuries.
2010whodat
Here goes the three week cycle of reevaluations.
_Wado3000
New Orleans pro sports never changes
SkepticalHippo93
We’re in mid-season form baby
dominicklala1287
Itâs a joke at this point, just like the Saints. How is it that both franchises consistently draft/sign so many injury-prone players?
CuriousWhoDat
This truly deserves a documentary or something at this point. Just remarkable
DrJheartsAK
They even added the âwill be re evaluated in 3 weeksâ kiss of death to the tweet
__chefg__
Pels back in da saddle, yee haw
Yeethedab
better now than then later on in the szn đđđ (im coping)
LeviJNorth
Well at least this clears up the starting lineup a bit.
MikaRJL
Feel real bad for him as well because when he starts playing again and looks rusty people will try and justify him coming off the bench just because he’s ramping up and coming back from a strain, surely Griff has to get a real center with our tallest player that’s not a rookie being injured
Mrwarpe
Okay, this team is cursed
SwampNerd
Bright side, it’s a little easier to figure out who starts now.
Global-Ad-1316
Whatâs the projected starting lineup when everyoneâs healthy? Is Zion playing centre
MmmDarkBeer
Do none of these mother fuckers stretch???
Greedy_Nectarine_233
Being a fan of this team is just mainlining disappointment
SuperShredder687
Hello darkness my old friendddddddddddddd
_lonelypenguin_
I’m tired fam
DankSinatraSr
Oh no are we changing âwill be re-evaluated in two weeksâ to THREE now?
In all seriousness itâs incredible that New Orleans professional sports teams are ALWAYS plagued by injuries.
Cursed or shit conditioning staff? The world may never know.
TheGhostWithTheMost2
We continue to have the worst training team in the league
BonoBeats
“Murphy will be evaluated in 4-6 weeks, and evaluated again in another 4-6 weeks after that.”
-Pelicans training staff, probably.
thatwhitegu
Thatâs what Iâm talking about!
NolaBrass
Just as I was about to update my flair before the year started
SpaceAfricanJesus
Pels injury report already in mid season form đ„
bradleyvlr
All this talk about who is our starting 5. The real answer is going to be Jose, Hawkins, Matt Ryan, Jevonte Green, and Missi.
We’re still going to beat the Bucks.
Aggravating-Lake-717
This is New Orleans after all
ToothEducational7795
They’re preparing us for the fascinating news they’ll drop during the season.
Jdubksnf
We didnât get near the ROI on his rookie contractâŠ
Probably just trying to dodge playing the 5 position đ
JB_JB_JB63
What does it say about this team that I was relieved when I read it because I just assumed it was gonna be worse.
SkankHunt693
Bruh this shit ainât even fair
Select-Hearing-9298
And now Ingram can lock in, the starting five is clear and we roll. And Trey is far from injury-prone.
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Injury report 24 hours into the seasonâŠ
We are so fucking back baby
Hello darkness my old friendâŠ
I thought this had to be a joke but nope
Nothing is certain except death, taxes, and New Orleans Pelicans injuries.
Here goes the three week cycle of reevaluations.
New Orleans pro sports never changes
We’re in mid-season form baby
Itâs a joke at this point, just like the Saints. How is it that both franchises consistently draft/sign so many injury-prone players?
This truly deserves a documentary or something at this point. Just remarkable
They even added the âwill be re evaluated in 3 weeksâ kiss of death to the tweet
Pels back in da saddle, yee haw
better now than then later on in the szn đđđ (im coping)
Well at least this clears up the starting lineup a bit.
Feel real bad for him as well because when he starts playing again and looks rusty people will try and justify him coming off the bench just because he’s ramping up and coming back from a strain, surely Griff has to get a real center with our tallest player that’s not a rookie being injured
Okay, this team is cursed
Bright side, it’s a little easier to figure out who starts now.
Whatâs the projected starting lineup when everyoneâs healthy? Is Zion playing centre
Do none of these mother fuckers stretch???
Being a fan of this team is just mainlining disappointment
Hello darkness my old friendddddddddddddd
I’m tired fam
Oh no are we changing âwill be re-evaluated in two weeksâ to THREE now?
In all seriousness itâs incredible that New Orleans professional sports teams are ALWAYS plagued by injuries.
Cursed or shit conditioning staff? The world may never know.
We continue to have the worst training team in the league
“Murphy will be evaluated in 4-6 weeks, and evaluated again in another 4-6 weeks after that.”
-Pelicans training staff, probably.
Thatâs what Iâm talking about!
Just as I was about to update my flair before the year started
Pels injury report already in mid season form đ„
All this talk about who is our starting 5. The real answer is going to be Jose, Hawkins, Matt Ryan, Jevonte Green, and Missi.
We’re still going to beat the Bucks.
This is New Orleans after all
They’re preparing us for the fascinating news they’ll drop during the season.
We didnât get near the ROI on his rookie contractâŠ
Probably just trying to dodge playing the 5 position đ
What does it say about this team that I was relieved when I read it because I just assumed it was gonna be worse.
Bruh this shit ainât even fair
And now Ingram can lock in, the starting five is clear and we roll. And Trey is far from injury-prone.