[David Aldridge] The tanking in the NBA will be glorious to watch this season. The DNPs in April will rival my all-time favorite, when I was covering the Bullets: G Jeff Malone DNP-Contact lens irritation
The tanking in the NBA will be glorious to watch this season. The DNPs in April will rival my all-time favorite, when I was covering the Bullets:
G Jeff Malone
DNP-Contact lens irritation— David Aldridge (@davidaldridgedc) October 5, 2022
by ErrForceOnes
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Tanking teams taking notes
THT going to average 40 minutes per game
Could go down at the best #1 and #2 pairing oat
Lamelo DNP-We want Wembanyama
Fuck off cunts we were here first
Man if ur a gm of a mediocre team that clearly won’t contend but might make the playoffs, Idk what ur doing if you don’t decide to tank after watching this game
This is the year for the Kings to get to the playoffs
DNP – Wembanyamitis
We’re tanking with DNPs in preseason and still won vs Denver smh
Presti with a baseball bat as we speak /s
April? Teams are gonna shut down in late December if they’re below .500 this year.
Has there ever been a team lose all 82 games?
Legit gonna be 10 tank teams once January rolls around
Imagine if OKC gets Victor.
Giddey/SGA/(insert a player)/Chet/Wembanyama
Josh Primo : DNP – Old
Spurs will go to unimaginable lengths for Wemby.
Lakers have their first round pick in 2023. Not too late to shut LeBron and AD down for the season.
Sam Presti salivating thinking about those SGA DNP-CDs
Half the league will vie for playoff contention.
The other half will tank for Wembanyama.
We’re about to get the first ever out for the season (rest)
People need to remember the almighty 7-59 Bob Cats, and how they missed on AD. Having the worst record doesn’t mean anything. Drafting a generational talent in a dysfunctional losing mess ain’t going to lead to a championship
ah the Bullets
i was just watching an episode of “A Different World” recently where Dwayne and Ron bought Bullets seasons tickets off a widow of a Hillman professor
only Dwayne used funds from his joint account with Whitley without telling her!!!
hilarity ensued
I know we’re trying to make the playoffs but shit I’d tank for these guys. I know Orlando has our pick, but damn.
LeBron DNP – can’t find that dawg in him
Philadelphia had the thing called the Process.
This year will be called the Target. Target—> have the most probability of getting the first or second pick
Magic rest the whole team, I know you can do it.
I’m not convinced that everyone is trying to tank unless they trade for Westbrook and tell him to shoot as much as he wants.
Glorious is a word, it’s true.
The betting lines are going to be bananas
I’m 5’5 overweight and have a 5 inch vert and am willing to be embarrassed on the absolute minimum salary hit me up NBA teams.
i hope Wemby go to the Spurs or to a 1% lottery chance team aka DRose at the Bulls back in the days. Same for Scoot. Those two are way too good to play in the bottom of the leagues. They need a good organization.
if you can only see out of one eye thats a legit DNP?
This championship is going to have a bigger asterisk when only 2 teams qualify for the playoffs
am i missing something?
is there something that sparked this tweet from him?
Aldridge isn’t a doctor, contact lens irritation is no joke.
Might be a good year to bet some overs on win totals for the good teams, the bad teams are gonna be giving up a lot of extra wins this year.
What’s the point though? You tank and draft high, only to struggle assembling a team. High draft pick leaves first chance they get. Rinse and repeat. Has any team ever won like this?
Unemployed English majors just found a new job market making up creative injuries