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What is a conspiracy about the raptors that you believe in



What is a conspiracy about the raptors that you believe in

by Alive-Ad-4164

12 Comments

  1. thenewoldschool55

    Jay Triano kept his assistant coach job through three coaching changes because the front office forced it.

  2. CazOnReddit

    The OG rumors were actually leaked by the FO to get him and Scottie to bond and become Toronto’s dynamic duo out of fear he would be moved when he was never going to be.

    Open your eyes, sheeple!

  3. NoseBlind2

    The Suggs hype was fabricated by the NBA media in hopes to sway Masai into drafting the worse player and having Scottie go to an American team to be a star

    (I made this shit up just now i don’t believe it)

  4. Kevita24

    Scottie Barnes was created in a lab by Masai in Shenzhen, China back in 2001 by mixing the DNA of Magic Johnson, Michael Jordan, and a rare Siberian Tiger. He was then smuggled back to the U.S and given to the Barnes family to raise as their own.

  5. PhileinS

    Scottie is actually 6’7, as a matter of fact every one is 6’8 or under with the exception of Boucher. we’ve all been bamboozled.

  6. Slacker_75

    Kyle tried to leave every time he was a free agent but Toronto would always pay him the most

  7. ca_lawyer

    Raptors should have had 1OA pick in one of the good years (I.e. 2004) and NBA only gave it to us in 2006 because it was a shit draft class and there was no risk of us taking an American superstar. They were willing to let us have Bargs

  8. No_Brilliant5888

    The NBA goes out of their way to make the raptors lose because their fanbase is outside the US.

    Ooops, you said conspiracies… This is true.

  9. ghost10346395

    NBA will never let the raptors become a top team in the league because it would look bad if a non American team won a lot.

  10. Typical-Mud8641

    We’re gonna tank this year. This core ain’t it.

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