I want to thank the team for giving my heart an off night with this comfortable W.
Jazz remain undefeated (6-0) when scoring 55+ at half.
WheelMaster7
LAURI MARKKANEN AKA LAURI BIRD AKA LAURI LEGEND AKA LAURI SPLASHINEM AKA LAURI “MORE CANNONS” MARKKANEN AKA LAURI “ZADDY” MARKASON CUZ ALL YA’LL HIS CHILDREN SHOUT OUTS TO WALT FRAZIER AKA THE MARKKSMAN AKA THE FINNISHER AKA THE FINNISH MAMBA AKA THE SECOND COMING OF THE WHITE MAMBA AKA THE HELSINKI HELLRAISER AKA THE JYVÄSKYLÄ JUGGERNAUT AKA THE YETI AKA KING IN THE NORTH AKA THE WHITE DEATH AKA THAT BOY GOT SISU AKA BIG ASS SHOTGUN SHOUT OUTS TO SADA BABY AND DREGO AKA THE FANTASTIC FINN AKA THE FINN REAPER AKA HE NOT FINNISH HE JUST GETTING STARTED AKA ALL I DO IS FINN FINN FINN NO MATTER WHAT AKA THREEPEAT RING RING RING LIKE A NOKIA PHONE AKA TOO TALL TOO SMOOTH AKA THAT BOY HOT AS A SAUNA AKA 23>23 AKA iLoveMarkkanen AKA MADE CURRY GO OFF THE HEAZY, SO EASY, PLEASE BELIEVE ME AKA LAURGOAT MARKKAGOAT AKA HALF FINNISH HALF AMAZING AKA LAURI “THE LAW” MARKKANEN AKA HE CAN FINN MY GIRL ANYTIME AKA FREE LAURI AKA 1/3 OF THE WHITE TOWERS AKA LORD OF THE FINNISH ISLES AKA LENTOKONESUIHKUTURBIINMOOTTORIAPUMEKAANIKKOALIUPSEERIOPPILAS!
Way0fWad3
Dillon Brooks is a special kind of evil
nasjeh
Apology for poor english
When where you when Memphis is dead?
I was sat at home drink bran liquid when Lauri Bird ring
’bear team is kill’
’no’
’Yes’
And you? ??????
Denverbros1
6-2 with a scheduled rockets loss fellas, I think we’re here to stay this year.
KlythsbyTheJedi
Memohis had it coming
timbot2004
Who’s Memophis?
trailerparkjesus87
And the Athletic still won’t put us in their contenders tier in their power rankings. Cowards.
williammurderfayce
The finnisher strikes again!
Also, no more THT please. Give his minutes to ochai or naw. He ain’t it!
rc_cola34
Great cap to the holiday Finn Reaper, JC and mountain mike showed out! Beasley looked great and Vando was everywhere.
These games leave me smiling dudes couldn’t play any harder.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN JAZZ BROS!
KlythsbyTheJedi
I need that Lauri copypasta from the game thread
JoeIngles
GAME NOTES
MUFUCKIN LAURI MARKKANEN GODDAMN MAN AMONGST BOYS
That lineup of Conley – Sexton – Agbaji/Beasley – Clarkson – Lauri that closed the 3rd was insanely well for us
Kinda worried about our perimeter D, but not enough to be too concerned
The amount of chemistry this team has after only 8 games is off the charts
Ja is such a fun player to watch, but fuck Dillon Brooks
THT is still ehhhhhh for me. Seems like he is one step ahead of everybody, himself included
Vando is actually pulling 3’s deadass and they’re hitting
Goddamn I just can’t talk enough about the chemistry
The ball movement is something similar to like 2018 Jazz with Rubio, but every possession, every time
These guys trust each other to hit every shot, I love it
Lauri for All Star campaign continues. MONSTER 31-12-2 game with 5 BLOCKS on 16 SHOTS OHMYGOD
Beasley is more than just a deadeye shooter, man is defending and playmaking a bit too
We hit so many fuck you 3’s this game lmao
Clarkson is the heart of the jazz still. 11-7-7 game
KeWWy OWynyk fouled out, still a GOAT with 7 pts 4 steals lmao
Sexton plays with so much energy. It’s so contagious man
Really impressed that Hardy showed emotion when Memphis started to comeback in the 4th. He showed fire and the team showed it right back
Still not sure why Dok is on the team, but I guess he’s aight for now….
6-2 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JWK17
L Mark should be an All-Star. Period.
StorageLegitimate153
Can we get a fuck dillan brooks
funkyd92
I love how this team plays!!! Everyone is on the same page, everyone shares the ball, our bench balls out, and they make the jerseys look DAMN good.
JWK17
Dillon Brooks a straight up bitch. Lol. Is he like this with everyone, or does he only play the fool when he plays the Jazz?
gumby21
Lauri is a legitimate 2 way player.
thehelpfulcamel
This team is the perfect antidote to the problems from last season. It’s versatile with tons of lineup flexibility, they’re long and are everywhere defensively, they already have more chemistry on and off the court, and more than anything they’re TOUGH. I never could have expected this.
TREV_trev_TREV
Inhalation? Like they snorted the Grizz? 😂
Thamor81
Stress free game. Lauri showing his biceps to the bears.
GilgameDistance
How are you going to replace Rudy and Mitchell?
Lauri: Hold my beer.
iLikeBPTWRV
I now have hope for a JC triple double this season
Way0fWad3
Some Memphis fans think we’re blowing our load for “humbling” them. Nah y’all just suck lol
sarlacc98
I love this team
jordanpushed
Jazz Tank faction in shambles yet again
Bamfarmer
I snuck into the locker room to see what makes Will Hardy such a good coach and you guys won’t believe what I saw https://i.imgur.com/ANBjEv5.jpg
apples_r_4_weak
so we’re still undefeated at home right?
Halfgridd
Im just extremely confused but also super excited about this team. Am I in love?
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FUCK DILLON BROOKS
I want to thank the team for giving my heart an off night with this comfortable W.
Jazz remain undefeated (6-0) when scoring 55+ at half.
LAURI MARKKANEN AKA LAURI BIRD AKA LAURI LEGEND AKA LAURI SPLASHINEM AKA LAURI “MORE CANNONS” MARKKANEN AKA LAURI “ZADDY” MARKASON CUZ ALL YA’LL HIS CHILDREN SHOUT OUTS TO WALT FRAZIER AKA THE MARKKSMAN AKA THE FINNISHER AKA THE FINNISH MAMBA AKA THE SECOND COMING OF THE WHITE MAMBA AKA THE HELSINKI HELLRAISER AKA THE JYVÄSKYLÄ JUGGERNAUT AKA THE YETI AKA KING IN THE NORTH AKA THE WHITE DEATH AKA THAT BOY GOT SISU AKA BIG ASS SHOTGUN SHOUT OUTS TO SADA BABY AND DREGO AKA THE FANTASTIC FINN AKA THE FINN REAPER AKA HE NOT FINNISH HE JUST GETTING STARTED AKA ALL I DO IS FINN FINN FINN NO MATTER WHAT AKA THREEPEAT RING RING RING LIKE A NOKIA PHONE AKA TOO TALL TOO SMOOTH AKA THAT BOY HOT AS A SAUNA AKA 23>23 AKA iLoveMarkkanen AKA MADE CURRY GO OFF THE HEAZY, SO EASY, PLEASE BELIEVE ME AKA LAURGOAT MARKKAGOAT AKA HALF FINNISH HALF AMAZING AKA LAURI “THE LAW” MARKKANEN AKA HE CAN FINN MY GIRL ANYTIME AKA FREE LAURI AKA 1/3 OF THE WHITE TOWERS AKA LORD OF THE FINNISH ISLES AKA LENTOKONESUIHKUTURBIINMOOTTORIAPUMEKAANIKKOALIUPSEERIOPPILAS!
Dillon Brooks is a special kind of evil
Apology for poor english
When where you when Memphis is dead?
I was sat at home drink bran liquid when Lauri Bird ring
’bear team is kill’
’no’
’Yes’
And you? ??????
6-2 with a scheduled rockets loss fellas, I think we’re here to stay this year.
Memohis had it coming
Who’s Memophis?
And the Athletic still won’t put us in their contenders tier in their power rankings. Cowards.
The finnisher strikes again!
Also, no more THT please. Give his minutes to ochai or naw. He ain’t it!
Great cap to the holiday Finn Reaper, JC and mountain mike showed out! Beasley looked great and Vando was everywhere.
These games leave me smiling dudes couldn’t play any harder.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN JAZZ BROS!
I need that Lauri copypasta from the game thread
GAME NOTES
MUFUCKIN LAURI MARKKANEN GODDAMN MAN AMONGST BOYS
That lineup of Conley – Sexton – Agbaji/Beasley – Clarkson – Lauri that closed the 3rd was insanely well for us
Kinda worried about our perimeter D, but not enough to be too concerned
The amount of chemistry this team has after only 8 games is off the charts
Ja is such a fun player to watch, but fuck Dillon Brooks
THT is still ehhhhhh for me. Seems like he is one step ahead of everybody, himself included
Vando is actually pulling 3’s deadass and they’re hitting
Goddamn I just can’t talk enough about the chemistry
The ball movement is something similar to like 2018 Jazz with Rubio, but every possession, every time
These guys trust each other to hit every shot, I love it
Lauri for All Star campaign continues. MONSTER 31-12-2 game with 5 BLOCKS on 16 SHOTS OHMYGOD
Beasley is more than just a deadeye shooter, man is defending and playmaking a bit too
We hit so many fuck you 3’s this game lmao
Clarkson is the heart of the jazz still. 11-7-7 game
KeWWy OWynyk fouled out, still a GOAT with 7 pts 4 steals lmao
Sexton plays with so much energy. It’s so contagious man
Really impressed that Hardy showed emotion when Memphis started to comeback in the 4th. He showed fire and the team showed it right back
Still not sure why Dok is on the team, but I guess he’s aight for now….
6-2 BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
L Mark should be an All-Star. Period.
Can we get a fuck dillan brooks
I love how this team plays!!! Everyone is on the same page, everyone shares the ball, our bench balls out, and they make the jerseys look DAMN good.
Dillon Brooks a straight up bitch. Lol. Is he like this with everyone, or does he only play the fool when he plays the Jazz?
Lauri is a legitimate 2 way player.
This team is the perfect antidote to the problems from last season. It’s versatile with tons of lineup flexibility, they’re long and are everywhere defensively, they already have more chemistry on and off the court, and more than anything they’re TOUGH. I never could have expected this.
Inhalation? Like they snorted the Grizz? 😂
Stress free game. Lauri showing his biceps to the bears.
How are you going to replace Rudy and Mitchell?
Lauri: Hold my beer.
I now have hope for a JC triple double this season
Some Memphis fans think we’re blowing our load for “humbling” them. Nah y’all just suck lol
I love this team
Jazz Tank faction in shambles yet again
I snuck into the locker room to see what makes Will Hardy such a good coach and you guys won’t believe what I saw https://i.imgur.com/ANBjEv5.jpg
so we’re still undefeated at home right?
Im just extremely confused but also super excited about this team. Am I in love?