Tough road stretch and injuries could’ve really started changing the narrative
nimbly118
I LOVE JERAMI GRANT
NevermoreSEA
**NO DAME.**
**NO ANT.**
**NO PROBLEM.**
Ghost-
I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM
Xlrator21
The Blazers just won a game. On the road. Without Dame. Against a team that won 64 games last season. And they did it with depth, solid defensive play, and clutch shooting. This honseslty feels like the best team we’ve had since 2000.
toadtruck
Suns announcers deserved to lose this game
irelli
Well that was shockingly unexpected
yobe24
man f the refs for not changing the clock. we 100% had more than 1.0 seconds
opxh
gonna go broke buying jerseys for every player on the squad I LOVE THIS TEAM
SEXUALxTYRANNOSAURUS
6-2, just like my tinder profile says!
saveshithere
It had been a long flight. 222 days since the shuttle left earth. For 222 days they had sailed, through shrinking darkness towards the white hot furnace that scorched the land behind them. Surrounding him were the sleek walls of the Cronin Interstellar shuttle named “Trailblazer”, a modern work of art mustered up by Earth’s brightest minds.
They had one mission. Kill the Sun.
Rising temperatures had already shrunk Earth’s population to 3 billion. Things were not getting better. As famine set in and vegetation wilted, there only became one clear solution. One goal. Kill the Sun.
Jerami looked back at his team of astroballers. Good men. All of them.
“Are you there Jerami” the ear piece rings with the words of Admiral Billups and the team back on the blue ball. “We lost Damien and Ant. the Sun was too hot and it fried their systems. They aren’t going to be able to fire their iced-out hyperbeams. Your’re going to have to go manual.”
Jerami looks through the mic and nods. His coach nods back through the mic. He knows whats has to be done.
He pulls the hood of his pinwheel spacesuit over his head and engages his Grav-Grips, gliding out of the cock pit and planting his feet and hands on the hull of the hurling ship.
He approaches a small asteroid field. Quickly he throws the small orange shureshot balls attached to his waste at the oncoming space rocks. Dodging all of the material in a tight weave he drives to the white hot hole in the darkness, slicing like a needle through the very fabric of space and time.
He’s only going to have one shot. He turns and launches two well aimed balls at the hard resets on the iced out hyper beam lasers welded to the side of the Trailblazer shuttle. At as the balls connect, both of the light blue Gatorade colored beams awaken, firing full capacity towards the fun, sizzling the super star.
Jerami throws his hands down and hits the emergency eject. As the main shuttle breaks off from the firing Lazers. A second booster knocks the ship on parabolic arc. Rerouting the astroballers on a return trip home, tapping into the gravity surge created by the a couple thousand super fans going buck wild. They had done it. The sun was cooled. Humanity had lived to fight another day.
majorUser590
Grants reaction was so delayed lol
phil3199
That group interview was very fun. Love this team.
drunkenyeknom
The vibes are soooo fun that group interview has me CHEESIN
infinityetc
What a shot man
efstyle
JEREMY GRANT CALLED FUCKING GAME! BLAZERS BASKETBALL YOU ARE SO BAD FOR ME AND I LOVE IT!
rexter2k5
Injured Dame Lillard yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Sharpshooter Anfernee Simons gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard Josh Hart yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Grant hit the locker room door, former NBA great Chauncey Billups hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”
jessl2
The defense tonight was insane, credit to the Blazers and Chauncey for going out there and stealing one from Phoenix! RipCity baby!!!
BehavioralSink
I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM
Let’s do it all again tomorrow. 🤣
BlackSocks88
Grant might be THAT dude.
But Nurk with the cold blooded 3 to take a lead has me in a fever.
SNewtn
12/9/9 for justise
so close
BDSF94
I’m pretty sure league rules state that if a team has a b2b road game against the same team in the same building, if they win the first game they have legal right to the opposing teams homes for the night. Also they can enact prima nocta if they see fit.
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WHAT THE FUCK JERAMI GRANT I LOVE YOU
Huge win.
Tough road stretch and injuries could’ve really started changing the narrative
I LOVE JERAMI GRANT
**NO DAME.**
**NO ANT.**
**NO PROBLEM.**
I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM
The Blazers just won a game.
On the road.
Without Dame.
Against a team that won 64 games last season.
And they did it with depth, solid defensive play, and clutch shooting.
This honseslty feels like the best team we’ve had since 2000.
Suns announcers deserved to lose this game
Well that was shockingly unexpected
man f the refs for not changing the clock. we 100% had more than 1.0 seconds
gonna go broke buying jerseys for every player on the squad I LOVE THIS TEAM
6-2, just like my tinder profile says!
It had been a long flight. 222 days since the shuttle left earth. For 222 days they had sailed, through shrinking darkness towards the white hot furnace that scorched the land behind them. Surrounding him were the sleek walls of the Cronin Interstellar shuttle named “Trailblazer”, a modern work of art mustered up by Earth’s brightest minds.
They had one mission. Kill the Sun.
Rising temperatures had already shrunk Earth’s population to 3 billion. Things were not getting better. As famine set in and vegetation wilted, there only became one clear solution. One goal. Kill the Sun.
Jerami looked back at his team of astroballers. Good men. All of them.
“Are you there Jerami” the ear piece rings with the words of Admiral Billups and the team back on the blue ball. “We lost Damien and Ant. the Sun was too hot and it fried their systems. They aren’t going to be able to fire their iced-out hyperbeams. Your’re going to have to go manual.”
Jerami looks through the mic and nods. His coach nods back through the mic. He knows whats has to be done.
He pulls the hood of his pinwheel spacesuit over his head and engages his Grav-Grips, gliding out of the cock pit and planting his feet and hands on the hull of the hurling ship.
He approaches a small asteroid field. Quickly he throws the small orange shureshot balls attached to his waste at the oncoming space rocks. Dodging all of the material in a tight weave he drives to the white hot hole in the darkness, slicing like a needle through the very fabric of space and time.
He’s only going to have one shot. He turns and launches two well aimed balls at the hard resets on the iced out hyper beam lasers welded to the side of the Trailblazer shuttle. At as the balls connect, both of the light blue Gatorade colored beams awaken, firing full capacity towards the fun, sizzling the super star.
Jerami throws his hands down and hits the emergency eject. As the main shuttle breaks off from the firing Lazers. A second booster knocks the ship on parabolic arc. Rerouting the astroballers on a return trip home, tapping into the gravity surge created by the a couple thousand super fans going buck wild. They had done it. The sun was cooled. Humanity had lived to fight another day.
Grants reaction was so delayed lol
That group interview was very fun. Love this team.
The vibes are soooo fun that group interview has me CHEESIN
What a shot man
JEREMY GRANT CALLED FUCKING GAME! BLAZERS BASKETBALL YOU ARE SO BAD FOR ME AND I LOVE IT!
Injured Dame Lillard yelled out, “There you go! There you go.” Sharpshooter Anfernee Simons gave a look of pleasant surprise. Guard Josh Hart yelled out, “We got an [expletive] squad now.” And before Grant hit the locker room door, former NBA great Chauncey Billups hugged him and said, “Y’all look so different.”
The defense tonight was insane, credit to the Blazers and Chauncey for going out there and stealing one from Phoenix! RipCity baby!!!
I FUCKING LOVE THIS TEAM
Let’s do it all again tomorrow. 🤣
Grant might be THAT dude.
But Nurk with the cold blooded 3 to take a lead has me in a fever.
12/9/9 for justise
so close
I’m pretty sure league rules state that if a team has a b2b road game against the same team in the same building, if they win the first game they have legal right to the opposing teams homes for the night. Also they can enact prima nocta if they see fit.
Nurk unguardable in the 4th
Nurk really pulled through in the fourth tonight