[Minnesota Timberwolves] Minnesota doesn’t color inside the lines, or follow the textbooks,… and we like it that way.
Minnesota doesn't color inside the lines,
or follow the textbooks,…and we like it that way.
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— Minnesota Timberwolves (@Timberwolves) November 10, 2022
by cdotter99
38 Comments
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They’re going to wear these for 23 games this season? Have we not suffered enough already?
Wish they’d follow the textbooks when it comes to defense and rebounding….
I wish they did both of those things.
The promo for these jerseys remind me of watching cutscenes from The Electric Company as a kid
“we have no idea what we are doing and we like it that way”
They’re gonna start calling us Middesota ;-; we need to fix up.
“We like being the laughingstock of North American sports.”
We’re ass and we don’t care
I had hope i would like the jersey when they players wore it…nope
This is the cherry on top of one of the worst weeks in franchise history.
So the big tie in promo is “Minnesota doesn’t color in the lines?”
What in the fucking failson ass nepotism hell is this
I didn’t know the Timberwolves were playing in the World Cup this month
Christ Wolves. Shit play, shit jerseys. Bby what is you doin
So it literally was the city skyline buildings that inspired it
ASS
To be honest these jerseys are PERFECT for this season.
What in the fuck are those? That shit is trash. Quit trying to make a point and make some sweet fucking jerseys.
These are better than most of the city jerseys this year. Dallas and San Antonio have the only good ones. These are fine!
Cedar-Riverside Plaza ass jerseys.
This should’ve gotten me so much more excited…instead it feels like PBS is telling me to exercise.
Tbh I don’t think they’re that bad tbh. The shorts add something imo
It’s pretty cool that each jersey’s pattern is different
This has a feel of a graphic designer with no Minnesota ties who youtubed a ton of early 90s shows like Martin, In Living Color, hanging with Mr. Cooper and tried to make it modern. Probably the worst jersey of all time. At least with the Minn and MSP they were pretending to try. This was a “Fuck it! We don’t have any more ideas. Here’s a rejected design for the Brooklyn Nets and we’ll make it fit with Minnesota.”
This is why doctors proscribe SSRI meds.
I wish we liked playing 5on5 basketball as much as coloring.
Tbh they’re pretty cool.
If I don’t laugh I might cry
We also don’t play inside the lines, either apparently
Kicking a man who is down
The jerseys looked way worse in those leaked photos. They don’t look too terrible on the players.
Honestly the whole league has pretty mid jerseys with a few exceptions. Im not even sure chicagos city isnt just their normal jersey.
This feels like a bad time for this quote. Meme potential through the roof.
i’ve done a 180 on these. i like ‘em.
Honestly for as bad as our City Edition jersey is, there are probably a dozen that I’d say are even worse.
We don’t even play with 5 players in the court all the time
I’ll buy the white winter hat when it goes on clearance. There is also a black trucker hat on the team store that isn’t too bad. Once they go half off, my cheap ass will be there to pounce.
“We are determined to alienate our fans. Whether it’s through poor play or trash ass jersey jersey design, we will not stop until we have no fans.”