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Another Step closer

by AnselLovesNuts

32 Comments

  1. Cougs6154

    He ain’t wearing #1 but damn that’s sexy

  2. Retrokicker13

    Zero percent chance this happens, but do you

  3. llamas-1

    Unless we somehow lose every game possible rest of year magic still gonna end up with our pick

  4. I’ve been getting downvoted for saying tank for Wemby recently. But seriously the #1 pick is possible, a top 4 pick is not crazy at all. A title isn’t possible, this team is trash as it stands. Why does anyone want to be in the meaningless play in tourney, seriously

  5. Picked up D Rose with a 1.7% chance…….why not lol

  6. SecondCityMeatball

    That number’s not flying, boss.

  7. Obi7kenobi

    29.4 shot at top four pick. Up 3% from yesterday!

  8. Bodenseer

    I semi choose to believe the NBA draft is rigged – especially for high profile players like LeBron and DRose. I seriously hope we are in a position where Adam Silver has to choose between us and somewhere like Detroit, San Antonio, or whatever you call the dumpster fire that is Houston to send a guy who could be a major international star. This is the only hopium I have left for this franchise’s foreseeable future.

  9. aviddemon

    That dude will break in half the moment he puts on the Bulls hat on draft night

  10. trubiskywetrust

    We can easily finish below Indiana and Orlando, at which point we’d have the fifth worst record in the league and a 42% chance at a Top 4 pick.

    We should be trying to lose.

  11. waytoorich

    This was all I really thought about when we inevitably blew another lead. Congrats on being one step closer to keeping your pick.

    Kee it up, boys.

  12. comeontars69

    He was there during the Paris Games 👀 it’s all in the plan

  13. marvelousone82

    If we got wemby Lavine might have his batman

  14. MajorHarriz

    Really, this is what we on now? Has it gotten this bad? No way it has gotten this bad…

  15. WalkingLaserBeam

    If we get him I’m gonna bust 40 nuts consecutively

  16. Jimbo19091

    This dude will either get injured right away or turn into a Porzingis type player

  17. Chickensandcoke

    Please Silver rig the draft for a big market

  18. Lol remember when we were all saying we weren’t bad enough to get a top 4 pick?

  19. All season long people have been telling me tanking is pointless and now look where we are. And we didn’t even have to sell at the deadline to do it. Thanks GarP- I mean AKME!

  20. The_Realist01

    God damnit we’re gonna draft 7th again, I can already taste it.

  21. ArtemisStanAccount

    I ain’t even a bulls fan but the bulls need a top 3 talent again!

  22. RawDawgOne

    I’m here for the tank! We need top 4 to retain our pick!

  23. Chicagobulls9710

    Pacers and Magic are only below us because of injuries. Both those teams always look ready to fight and win. Bulls have none of that. No energy or effort at all from this team. I bet we finish the season below both those other teams.

  24. It’s not happening you fucking clowns. Need ridiculous hope we move up. Face it was miss playoffs and lose our pick

  25. Potential_Capital384

    Reinsdorf has destroyed two sports franchises. He didn’t draft Jordan and seriously doubt Krause would have.

    Jordan won 6 championships for Chicago.

    In 2005, Reinsdorf did the Mambo and got a one-hit wonder out of it.

    And CWS Fandom still feel the pain 18 friggin years later.

  26. RickyBobby35th

    This picture got me a full blown erection

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