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We need a duo like these two off the bench again



We need a duo like these two off the bench again

by houseveryweekend

12 Comments

  1. blinkomatic

    I think they’re available, we should re-sign them.

  2. llamalegs100

    The caveman was something else. Also makes me remember Ed Davis, just a guy who played his heart out

  3. My favorite kaman game was when he went something like 8-8 almost all on little baseline jumpers. My nickname for him was Grass Fed Beef. love that guy.

  4. tiredhunter

    Why do we need someone to trade to the Lakers?

  5. MathiaSSJ18

    Steve Blake coached me in high school. Great dude, all around champ.

  6. I saw Steve Blake at a grocery store in Portland yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

  7. erastus25

    I genuinely hope this is a joke. They were both out of the league (as players) by 2016. Terrible signings to fortify the bench for a team that was close to contending. An early sign that Olshey was maybe not so great.

  8. FrankenMacCharDeDen

    Kaman is peak modern day beauty. That thin blond hair and epic beard. Epic.

  9. sahand_n9

    Then why the F did we get rid of McCollum?

  10. jrances1

    You may not like it but Chris Kaman is what a peak human being is suppose to look like.

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